Why everyone shares in Pokemon
By CuddleyEeveeM
MST'd by MMM/AJ
>>Ash Ketchum was sitting in his room preparing for his next journey.
Mewtwo: Damnit, where’d I put my collection of rubber Pidgeys?
>>Actually he was playing his gamecube while a map of the Pokemon world sat next to him.
MMM: Where’d Ash get the money to afford a Gamecube?
Mewtwo: Been hitting up Meowth again perhaps?
>>on the TV screen sat a plump yet thin little man and behind him was a pink mushroom shaped thingy wearing an archiologists hat.
Mewtwo:: What the hell kind of game is this? How can a little man be plump AND thin????? Ash been taking his mom’s pills again?
MMM: It would explain the atrocious spelling of ‘archaeologist’.
>>A small ponytail peeked out from it.
MMM: Wait, out from what? The video game? That’s creepy and cool at the same time.
>>"Ash," a girl with red hair said as she came in, "Have you decided your next destination yet?" She sounded annoyed.
Entei: And did you find me a new bike yet?
>>Ash looked up from the TV screen. "Yes Misty," he said. Misty looked at him.
MMM: Marvel at the amazing action of “People looking at other people theater!”
>>Ash sweatdropped and took out his map. He pointed to an orange spot. Misty looked at it and sweatdropped.
Mewtwo: And so we rejoin our sweaty heroes…
>>"Ash we live here and you been here already." she said.
MMM: He not smart enough for remember been where already?
>>Ash looked at the map. "So this is Pallet town?" he asked. Misty fell down anime style. "NO" she yelled, "THIS IS THE KANTO REGION."
MMM: No, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entei: Kick him in the chest Misty!
>>"Oh," Ash said. Then he handed the map to Misty. "Oh well," he said smiling and went back to his game.
Mewtwo: Kind of sad that Ash’s addicted to a game about archaeology when he’s living in the Freaking Pokemon World!
>>"What are you playing anyway?" Misty asked putting the map on the bed.
MMM: Hey, that’s my good bed! Now you’ve got map all over it!
>> "Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door. Wanna Play?" Ash told her.
Entei: OOH! I’ll play! I’ll play!
MMM: Ah the paradox of a Nintendo-created game existing in a world where Nintendo doesn’t even exist.
>>Misty took the control and started playing.
Mewtwo: NOO! DON’T DO IT MISTY! THINK OF ALL YOU HAVE TO LIVE FOR!
xx 5 seconds later xx
MMM: You’d think that such a short timespan wouldn’t be worthy of a line break…
Mewtwo: One made out of X’s no less!
>>"This game is stupid," she said after losing.
Entei: OWNED! *points, laughs*
>>"Ah come on just because you cant play that doesn't mean its bad," Ash teased. Misty ignored him.
Mewtwo: Or she could have rebutted along the lines of “He who designs a game too complicated to understand, will alienate a large portion of the general public”, but clamming up works fine too.
>>"Whatever, I'm leaving. Call me when you choose a place," she said and left. 'Finally' Ash thought happy to be rid of Misty.
MMM: And so Ash descends into the late stages of the junkie. Who needs friends when you’ve got thin chubby guys to play with on the screen!
>>He turned back to the screen and continued playing. Someone else came into the room.
Entei: Can’t an addict get some peace and quiet around here?
>>"Pika (Hiya)" it said smiling.
MMM: Auto-translated and subtitled for the Poke-Impaired!
>>"What is it Pikachu?" Ash said annoyed. 'So many distractions' he thought.
Mewtwo: Is it really that hard to feed your Pokemon once in awhile?
>>Pikachu climbed on the bed. "Pika pi? (Whatcha playing)" he asked.
Entei: Ah jeez, ever notice how Pikachu always ends up sounding like it needs to take a piss?
MMM: Sounds like a good quirk to base a drinking game around!
Entei: WOOT! I’ll get the wine!
Mewtwo: This can’t end well.
>>"Piiiii! Pikachu? (Cooool! Can I play?)"
Entei: Geez, wouldn’t even give me the chance to bust the wine crate open!
MMM: *Smashes crate, grabs bottle, pours drink* And so it begins.
>>Pikachu asked cuddling to Ash. Ash looked at him.
Mewtwo: Scene 2 of “People looking at other people theater!”
>>"Your a Pokemon. This is a human's game," he said laughing. This angered Pikachu.
MMM: You have angered the gazebo.
>>He started sparking. "Hey," Ash said a little nervously.
Entei: Run away Ash. Just keep running and never stop.
>>The nintendo controller was still in his hand.
Mewtwo: Thank you for establishing that fact. He very well could have swallowed it in his attempt to get to the next level after all.
>>Pikachu let out a thundershock. The electricity hit Ash and through the controller wire hit the TV and the game. There was a small explosion.
MMM: That’ll teach Ash to stop keeping his illicit fireworks stash in his gaming systems!
>>"Chu (oopsie)" Pikachu said sweatdropping.
Mewtwo: Ash’s carpet must be pretty well sweat-soaked by this point.
>>then he noticed Ash was gone.
MMM: Not a very observant little rat is it?
Entei: (as Pikachu) WHOA! WHERE DID THAT GAMECUBE COME FROM?
>>"Pika? (Ash?)" Pikachu called. Ash was nowhere in sight.
Mewtwo: Finally, God mercifully banished Ash into another dimension.
MMM: And the crowd goes wild!
>>Pikachu shrugged and picked up the controller. He started playing the game. "Pika pi (This is fun)"
MMM: *points, yells* PIKA PEE!
*Everyone drinks*
>>Pikachu said and played for...well no one knows.
Mewtwo: The rest of humanity was too busy drinking and celebrating the disappearance of Ash to bother timing how long Pikachu spent playing Gamecube.
MMM: We can only hope that without Ash there to feed it, Pikachu slowly starved to death.
…
Entei: That’s it? Story over?
Mewtwo: Well that was mercifully short.
MMM: You think I’m dedicated enough to write these things for stories that are hundreds of pages long?
Mewtwo: Point taken.
MMM: We’re not done though! We’ll be back with more Pokemon cheese!
