Way to the Pokemart
By Bulbafreak9000
MST'd by MMM/AJ
Way to the Poke’mart “Pika Piiiiiii! - Bulbafreak9000
MMM: PIKA PEE!
*Everyone drinks*
Mewtwo: Goddamn, we’re halfway hammered and it’s only the title!
Entei: WOOT!
MMM: Or not.
(NOOOOO! NOT THE KETCHUP!” screamed the electric rodent.
MMM: Why the parenthesis?
Mewtwo: Maybe they wanted to indicate that it was a translation of Poke language and then said screw it.
“Pikachu, we can get more ketchup.” comforted Ash, the Poke’mon’s trainer. “I mean, the bottle is just empty”
Mewtwo: As if we didn’t know Ash was Pikachu’s trainer.
MMM: Or how to insert the é symbol into our text. It’s not that hard people!
“Pika, Pi Pika Chu (You’re right, Ash)” Pikachu squeaked back.
Entei: PIKA PEE!
*Everyone drinks again*
Mewtwo: Damnit my head is going to kill me tomorrow morning.
The black-haired boy pulled a few dollars and a Poke’ball out of his pocket. He released the Bulbasaur from the Poke’ball and gave Pikachu the money.
MMM: I think it’s safe to call him ASH now.
Entei: Why don’t we drink every time they use an apostrophe instead of an é?
Mewtwo: Shut up, I don’t need any more reasons.
“You guys go to the Poke’mart and pick up some ketchup and some more hotdog Lunchables. We’re out of them, too. And hurry up. We’re planning to get back on the road by 4:00”
Mewtwo: Because ALL responsible trainers have their Pokemon do their grocery shopping for them.
MMM: *as Pikachu* I wonder how this dollar bill tastes?
“Bulba! (Gotcha!)” said the Dinosaur-like Poke’mon.
Entei: *drinks*
MMM: Gonna go through with it eh? That means you get to clean up the barf tonight.
Entei: *hic* You godddd id!
The two Poke’mon walked out of the Poke’mon center and started down the road. “Pi Pika Pika Chu Ka Pika! (Can’t wait to get more ketchup!)” sang the yellow mouse.
MMM: PIKA PEE!
*Everyone drinks again*
Mewtwo: I have a *hic* feeling we won’t finish this with our consciousness *hic* intact.
“Bulba Bulba Saur! (Mustard is better)"
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT’S ON NOW!!!!
“Pika ( Nuh-uh)”
Entei: NO U
“Saur (Yuh-huh)"”
MMM: NO U
“Togepi Pi Togepi Toge Toge Pi Togepi. Togepi Toge! (Misty told me to come with you guys to get relish. It is the best burger topping ever)"
Entei: Does Togepi pee count?
MMM: NO.
“Pika! (Nuh-uh)”
Mewtwo: NO U
“Saur Bulba. Saur Bulb. (I agree with Pika. Relish is worse than ketchup)”
Mewtwo: A great philosophical debate for the ages.
“Togi, Toge Toge Pi Togi Tog Ti Toge Toge Pi! (Yeah, well try saying Toy Boat five times fast.)”
Entei: Ok, even that was too much *hic* for me.
MMM: And why the tongue twister?
“Pika, Pika, Pika Piki, Pooka, Piiiiiii! (Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ti boat, tie boots, dang it!)"
Entei: HAW!
“Pi Toge! (Haha)”
Mewtwo: Surely our mirth is boundless.
“Bulba, Bulb Bulba. (Uh, guys, we’re here)"
MMM: Uhhhh, HOW?
Mewtwo: The magic of PLOOOOOOOT!
*DOO DOO DOOOOOOO!*
The three Poke’mon walked into the store and went to the toppings aisle. “Pika Pi Pika Chu! (I’ll get the delicious red gold, a.k.a. ketchup, Togepi, you get the relish, and Bulbasaur, you get the Hotdog Lunchables)”
MMM: And then a storekeeper saw a mouse Pokemon getting into the food and stomped Pikachu to death, the end. Also, PIKA PEE!
*Everyone drinks*
All three Poke’mon got the things they need. They met at the front of the store and walked to the counter
“Oh,” said the clerk “Three Poke’mon. I’ll get Delibird”
MMM: It’s almost like they expect Pokemon as customers!
A huge ark red bird walked up to the counter.
Entei: Ark bird, built by Noah himself!
“Deli! Delibird? (Hello! Is this all you’re buying?)”
MMM: Hehehe..a Delibird, working the Deli.
“Pika! (Yup)”
Mewtwo: Scintillating dialogue.
“Deli, Deli Delibird. (Okay, that will be $7.54)”
MMM: This is becoming incredibly dull.
“Bulbasaur. (Here you go)”
Mewtwo: Better dull than painful.
“Deli. Delibird. (Thank you. Come again)”
Entei: Please get the hell out of my store and come again!
Togepi then spotted a clock behind the counter.
MMM: DUCK!!!!
“Togi! Togi Toge Togepi! (Holy Crap! It’s 3:55!)"
Mewtwo: RUN FOR IT!!!
“Bulba Bulbasaur Bulba! (We’re gonna be late!)”
Entei: GET IN THE CAR!
“Pikaaaaaaaa! (Look, there’s an Abra!)”
MMM: JESUS CHRIST AN ABRA!
“Bulba Bulb Bulbasaur? (Hey, Abra, can you teleport us to the Poke’mon Center?)”
Mewtwo: Even better, could you teleport us into a better fic?
“Abraaaaaa... (Surrrrrre...)”
Entei: Totally duuuude…
Abra teleported the Poke’mon to the Center just in time. Pikachu had his ketchup, Togepi had her relish, Ash had his Hotdog Lunchables, and Bulbasaur got gypped and went to the store for nothing. The End.
MMM: And Silly Bulbasaur learned why you don’t mess with gangsta Pikachu!
Mewtwo: Once again, that was mercifully short.
MMM: There’s more though!
Entei: In the mean time…*passes out*
