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Episode 1

MMMMMM: Hey there Poke fans! Welcome to the show! I’d like to give you some statistics before we start!. There will be 10 question submissions answered per episode, 20 episodes total, which equals 200 submissions answered. Cameo requests will be honored, but with a one episode delay. Uh oh, disclaimer time…

DisclaimerI don’t own jack, OK? Disclaimer

MMMMMM: On with the show!

*Curtains open, and MMM and the Legendary Pokemon are sitting in chairs*

MewtwoMewtwo: I’m only here for the food. *Eats donut*

MewMew: This will be fun!

MMMMMM: Alrighty then! Our first question is from:

Cheetahwolf

To all:
What is the best thing about being a Legendary Pokemon?

MewtwoMewtwo: Probably the omnipotence-level powers!

MewMew: Flying! Flying is fun!

ArticunoArticuno: Same as Mew

Group AnswerMoltres, Zapdos, Lugia, and Ho-oh: Same here!

CelebiCelebi: I like the popularity!

MMMMMM: Thanks for the submission! Our next one is from:

Blissey

1.  (all) Which of you is the most powerful?
2. (Mewtwo & Mew) Why didn't you join Ash after the first movie?
3. (Mewtwo) In a fight between you and Pikachu, who'd win?
4. (all) Do you have someone you love?
5. (all) How'd you rule the world if you conquered the world?
6. (all) Are you male or female?
7. (all) What's your favorite Pokemon?

Group AnswerEveryone: Mewtwo!

MewtwoMewtwo: That’s right! Kiss my butt! Or I'll kick yours!

MewMew: I don’t want to be owned by a trainer. I’m sure it would be exciting, but I like flying free!

MewtwoMewtwo: I won’t go because I hate Poke balls. Sure, Pikachu can ride on his shoulder, but I’m too big. And f course I’d win that battle. What kind of question is that? I wish someone would filter these submissions. *Sighs*

ArticunoArticuno: Love? No. I haven’t met any other Articuno besides me

Group AnswerEveryone else: Same here.

MewtwoMewtwo: If I ruled the world, I’d make all of you my pets, and I’d make you fight each other in Peoplemon battles! Hahahahaha!!

MewMew: I don’t want to rule the world. I just want to fly free!

Group AnswerEveryone else: Same thing except the fly free part.

MewtwoMewtwo: hahahahahahahaha!! Oh, another question? Sure. Male or Female? Well, to tell the truth, I’m a guy.

CelebiCelebi: F

MewMew: F

ArticunoArticuno: F

ZapdosZapdos: M

MoltresMoltres: M

Ho-OhHo-oh: M

LugiaLugia: M

Group AnswerEveryone: My fav Pokemon is myself! 

MMMMMM: Kudos to Blissey for that great submission! Our next one is from:

Ariana

This is gonna sound dumb, but I have to know...
Are you guys or girls? They won't tell us on the cartridges or on the shows...
Ariana

MMMMMM: see the answers up above in Blissey’s section. Our next submission is from:

LinkGirl

Do you guys like Ash?
Yes, a dumb question but I just want to know!

MewtwoMewtwo: Ash is cool. He saved my life in “Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns®”

MewMew: I don’t really know him, but from what I heard, he sounds cool.

Group AnswerEveryone else: I don’t really know him.

MMMMMM: Thank you for writing questions for all three of my columns. Our next submission is from:

Kyman102

Hey guys, where are Entei Suicune and Raikou?

MMMMMM: They will each make separate appearances! Entei will join us next episode! Our next submission is from:

Phoenix Feather

How would you guys feel if there was a Dark Legendary Pokemon

MewtwoMewtwo: I’d be disturbed.

Group AnswerEveryone else: Same here!

MMMMMM: Kudos kudos kudos! Our next submission is from:

PokePerson

One for Mewtwo: Hey man, why did you want to take over the world, just because you're a lab experiment? It sounds like you have special problems

MewtwoMewtwo: Maybe the scientists gave me too much temper when they made me. Maybe I should POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND! You insolent fool!

MMMMMM: Mewtwo, blood pressure!

MewtwoMewtwo: Sorry. I guess I got carried away.

MMMMMM: Our next submission is from:

TheUnderDog

Sup Peeps! I got some question for Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres: How come you guys were blowing everything up in the second Pokemon movie? Oh sure, you'd say there was "An imbalance of power", but why would ya do that to ya homies? That's so gay!

ArticunoArticuno: We're like Mewtwo, we've got anger issues.

ZapdosZapdos: Don't get us mad.

MoltresMoltres: And calling us gay is a step in the wrong direction, homie!

MMMMMM: Watch it, guys!

ArticunoArticuno: Hey, this idiot insulted us, and we reserve the right to insult back!

MoltresMoltres: Yeah!

ZapdosZapdos: What he said!
 
MMMMMM: Ok whatever. While you guys boil like kettles,

ArticunoArticuno: Hey!

MMMMMM: Err, or blow ice at the poor idiot who "Insulted" you, I'll just read the next submission. It's from:

Dodongo22

Hey all Pokemon! I got a question for Celebi: What do you look like? Are you as cute as Mew? Here's one for Mew: Where's the lake you were sleeping in during the first movie? Ciao!

CelebiCelebi: I am cute! Very cute, but hard to describe. Look at this new icon thingy by my name that MMM just added!

MewMew: If you've seen the fourth Pokemon movie, you'd know that it was in Purity Lake, in Purity Canyon, In Johto.

MMMMMM: Thank you to Dodongo22. Our last submission is from:

56KModem

Hello all. I got a question for Lugia: Where can I catch you in Gold and Silver

LugiaLugia: In the Whirl Island string. Look near Cinnabar.

MMMMMM: That's all for today! Next time, we'll have Entei on for a cameo for five episodes! Also the next ten submissions. Remember to keep on sending them to MMM-AJ@MMM-AJ.com or MultiMMan@comcast.net!

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