Episode 2
MMM: Alrighty, who’s ready for episode 2? Let's get the disclaimer out of the way...
I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Zelda, or the Teletubbies. If I did, I
might have enough money to fund my invasion force to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
MMM: I think the author forgot his medicine this morning. Anyway, on with the show!
*Curtains open*
MMM: Ok! Let's get started! Our first submission is from:
LinkGirl
Weird...But still funny!
Questions:
~Ho-oh: Why did you appear for Ash in the first episode?
~Mew: Would you go on a date with Mewtwo?
~Mewtwo: Would you go on a date with Mew?
Ho-oh: I had to appear to him. He's "The Chosen One" whatever that means.
(WARNING! MEWSHIPPING AHEAD! THE OXYGEN MASKS WILL NOW DROP FROM THE CEILING!)
Mew: Maybe I’d go out with Mewtwo, He's almost the same as me *wink*
Mewtwo: *Trying to think about something else so as not to just right out kiss Mew.* Grandma in bathing suit! Playing volleyball! Bob the camera man! In lingerie! Eeewwwwww!
MMM: I guess that's a yes on Mewtwo's part. I can tell now that I'm gonna have to change this to PG-13 next time I edit this story.... Thank you for sticking with us, LinkGirl. Our next submission is from:
Seproth
Yo Yo Yo what's ^
Question for Mewtwo what's the point of the little thingy in the back of ur that u no connects from like ur back to ur like neck u no what i'm talking about right
Question for Celebi: Guy or girl
Question for Mewtwo: would U A)Kill an innocent child B)Destroy the world or C)None of the above
Final Q
Question: Do any of u listen to offspring
Mewtwo: The little connecty thingy serves to channel the humongous amount of energy needed for my attacks from my storage sac to my head, where I can implement it.
Celebi: Girl
Mewtwo: C. If you've seen the fourth Pokemon movie: Mewtwo Returns, you'd know that I'm totally reformed.
MMM: Sure…
Mewtwo: Why you! I'll rip your head off!
MMM: See?
Mewtwo: *Catches himself* Oops, uhh, sorry?
MMM: It's alright buddy, just don't lie to the submitters. We need them to ask questions. And you don't get you pay until you answer all 200 allocated for this column! …If I get that much anyway.
Everyone: Never heard of Offspring
(A/N: That means that the author has never heard of them.)
MMM: That concludes our Fanfiction.net section. . And now our next submission is from:
Pet Peeve
Hey Guys! I’ve read the last few chapters, and you said Entei would be here! Where Is he? Also, do you guys like Lord of the Rings? I just bought the extended version, and It’s sooo cool! ^.^ See you around!
MMM: Actually, Entei was supposed to be here four hours ago. Something tells me the author has a horrible cliché up his sleeve.
Author: *Cackles evilly*
*Entei walks in, so drunk he runs into a wall*
MMM: Just as I thought
Author: *Laughs maniacal laugh* Clichés for everyone!
Entei: *Hiccup* Wow! What a party! *Hiccup* That was one hullabaloo! *Hiccup* *Takes seat*
MMM: You’re late!
Entei: Sorry, *Hiccup* I got caught up, *Hiccup* I was dancing with my friend the pink elephant. *Hiccup*
MMM: Sure…Just don’t count on getting today’s salary.
Entei: Sure…Whatever…*Passes out on the floor*
Mewtwo: *Begins lifting him up to put on a spare bed backstage, but is interrupted by Mew*
Mew: *With a mischievous twinkle in here eye* Just leave him! I can sense something crazy is going to happen if you leave him there.
Mewtwo: My point exactly! *Sets Entei on the spare bed, which then collapses under his weight.*
Entei: *Stirs, and begins snoring*
*Everyone groans with frustration*
MMM: Not to worry! *Sticks tube over Entei’s mouth and walks off with the other end, then comes back*
Lugia: Where’d you stick the other end?
MMM: In a different Column! *Laughs fiendishly* But now, let’s actually answer the question in Pet Peeve’s Submission, shall we?
Mewtwo: I like the Lord of the Rings. It’s dark and scary, like me!
Lugia: No thanks. Too freaky with the mutated freaky orc things.
Everyone else: Same here!
MMM: Cool! That was a good submission! Many thanks to Pet Peeve! Our next submission is from:
Bob
I have a question for all of the Pokemon: What would u do if you Ash turned evil
Lugia: I’d run for my life! Since Ash is the chosen one, he could cause widespread destruction if he used his powers for evil!
Zapdos: I don’t think he even knows how to use them yet.
Lugia: Oh. I see.
Zapdos: I can just see him trying to fill out a Team Rocket entry test, and failing it.
Ho-oh: That says something, considering those morons Jesse and James got in.
*Everyone laughs*
MMM: A good submission by Bob. Here’s a new submission from:
ZeldaGamer69
Wow! This is an awesome column! No Ash, no Misty, no Ash, no Brock, no Ash, no Pikachu, NO ASH!!!! YEAH!!!
But anyways, you are the few cool Pokemon, and I’m glad MMM had the sense to include only you, not the twerps. I got a question for Lugia: I thought you were a water type! How can you talk, are you psychic only, water and psychic, psychic and ice, water psychic and ice, water psychic…
Lugia: Technically in the Game I’m just Water and Ice, but they added my psychic ability to talk in the movie. I had some ‘Essential’ lines that I needed to say in order to keep the twerp Ash on track. He would probably have stuck the power globes up his butt if I hadn’t reminded him to put them on the pedestal.
Mewtwo: *Laughs* I hear you! If it weren’t for Ash, we might still be popular!
*Just then, the studio door flew open, and MMM came through, only MMM was still sitting in his chair.*
MMM: Oh my god! You’re me!
MMM: Yup! Don’t you just love plot holes?
MMM: *Turns really pale* Well……I’ll just move the tube, and …go…back…to my universe. *Pulls out a pair of scissors*
MMM: Wait! Don’t do that!
MMM: *Snips tube*
Tube: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
*Everybody grasps their ears, and MMM #2 edges out the door. MMM#1 runs over to Entei and pulls the tube off, and sticks a giant wooden block in Entei’s mouth. The sound stops*
Entei: *still snoring, but it’s not amplified by the tube*
MMM: So, what are we gonna do with him? *Points to Entei*
Mewtwo: I got an idea! Hey Mew, are your psychic bubbles soundproof?
Mew: Uh, I don’t know. Let’s find out! *Creates psychic bubble around Entei*
*Entei snores, and no sound escapes*
Everyone: Yay!
Mew: Uh oh!
*Entei snores, and the bubble pops. Snoring sound resumes*
Mewtwo: Make it stop! The infernal snoring!
MMM: Calm down Mewtwo! I’ll think of something….I hope…Anyways until then, here’s the next submission from:
Master Breeder
Celebi, you’re the only Pokemon I’ve not bred. I already have a male Celebi, so I need to know, are you M of F? I need a female Celebi to breed with. And don’t worry MMM, I’ll get you a new one to replace yours!
Celebi: If you had read the earlier part of the chapter, you’d know that I’m a girl, but I’d be no use to you, because I’m not really into guys, if you know what I mean.
*Everybody stares at Celebi*
Mewtwo: Ok, things in here just got ten times scarier.
Mew: Oh…my…god……that’s why she’s been staring at me! EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: Bad images! Bad Images! Bad Images! I gotta kick something! (Runs over to Entei and kicks him in the side)
Entei: (Wakes up) Ouch.
Mewtwo: Ouch! What are you made of? Concrete?
Entei: Nope. Hard liquor.
MMM: Ok things are getting seriously crazy here folks. I’m gonna read the next submission now. It’s from:
Master Breeder
I just got Ruby version of Pokemon, and I’ve discovered something AWFUL! Sit down everybody, this is TERRIBLE! Here goes: NONE of you have any roles in Ruby or Sapphire, and you cannot be traded in either! Oh it’s just CATACLYSMIC!! They’ve RUINED Ruby and Sapphire! But I hope you will not shoot the messenger…heh heh…
Mewtwo: WHAT????!!!!!!!
Articuno: SHIT!!!!!!!
Moltres: DAMN!!!!!!
Zapdos: WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!!!!
MMM: Calm down here guys!
Mewtwo: NINTENDO OF AMERICA CAN COUNT ON SEEING MY AGENT!!!!!!!!
Entei: (Belches) What a party.
Mew: (Giggles)
Mewtwo: HOW CAN YOU GIGGLE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
Mew: It’s just that….you look so funny when you glow red with rage! ^.^
Mewtwo: …………………………
MMM: Uh oh…. HE’S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!
(Everyone runs out the studio screaming, and the studio complex explodes in a ball of purple fire)
MMM: Uhhhh, sorry folks, this is serious, I’m gonna have to end the chapter here, maybe even temporarily cancel the column. Well, maybe not that much…
(Flaming camera hits the ground near MMM’s head)
MMM: It’s a good thing I’m insanely rich. See you later.
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