Episode 3
MMM: Well folks, we finally finished rebuilding the studio and buying new equipment, so I present to you episode 3! Fortunately, Mewtwo was alright, we feared that we would be finding pieces of him around the crater where the old studio was, but he’s ok. Anyways, since last episode got cut short because of the explosion, we’ll make up for it by answering an extra submission with this episode. On with the show!
I don’t own jack! Or Joe, or Bob, well maybe Bob, since he’s our cameraman….
MMM: Okay! Our first submission is from:
Dale
To Celebi and Mew: Are you two related or something? You look alike.
Celebi: No we’re not related! I would never date someone related to me!
Mew: Please, help me Twoie!
Mewtwo: I will, but don’t call me that!
Mew: Right, just keep her away!
Celebi: Why am I so misunderstood?
MMM: Ok, thanks for your submission, Dale. Here’s another of yours:
Dale
To all Pokemon-what are your favorite foods
Mewtwo: Devil’s food cake! Bwahahaha!
Mew: Angel food cake!
Entei: VODKA!!!!
Lugia: Pancakes.
Ho-oh: Mexican Insanity peppers! Just one of those babies will keep you in hallucinations for hours!
MMM: I think those are under the “Dangerous Narcotics” Category.
Ho-oh: Whatever. *Eats pepper* Whooooooooooo…….
Zapdos: Shock Tarts!
Articuno: I like Ice Cream!
Moltres: Red Hots, pure pepper, and extra-spicy chili mixed up together into a fiery treat! I also like the insanity peppers too, actually.
MMM: Tsk tsk, remember what I said, no unlawful activities on the studio! I’m sorry Ho-oh, but you have just forfeited today’s salary.
Ho-oh: Everything for the French army, General Bonaparte!
MMM: *Sighs* Thanks for the cool submission dale! Here’s another one:
Dale
Hey Mewtwo what would happen if you and Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z went on a killing spree?
Mewtwo: Why won’t the people understand? I’m reformed! I don’t like to kill anymore! Why do you think I spent all those months in therapy???
MMM: Calm, pleasant things Mewtwo! Calm and pleasant things!
Mewtwo: *Leans back into his chair* Calm…………and pleasant………phew…
MMM: Try not to bring up Mewtwo’s past, he might regress. Things would be very unpleasant in here if that happened! Thanks for the submission Dale! Here’s another one!
Dale
To all Pokemon - how come you all like to fly? If you want to fly buy plane tickets!!!!
Mewtwo: I understand that we must respect the submitters, and I understand that if you have nothing nice to say then don’t say it, but HOW STUPID CAN THIS GUY BE??????!!!!
MMM: Blood pressure Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Get bent MMM! I’ll chew this guy out if I want to! First of all, WE ARE POKEMON! WE DON’T HAVE MONEY!! SECONDLY, WE LIKE FLYING BY OURSELVES! IT’S FUN, REFRESHING, AND HARDLY USES ANY ENERGY! NOW QUIT WITH THE HUMONGOUSLY IDIOTIC QUESTIONS!!!!!!!
MMM: Well, I guess that answered your question Dale. Here’s a submission from our old pal
ZeldaGamer69
Well it’s been a long time, but I’m back! Here are some tight queries for ya’ll. Mewtwo: Are you done growing, or are your physical and psychic abilities still growing? I’ve just read a fanfic that shows your future self almost twenty times stronger than you are now! Celebi: OMG you’re a lesbian? Shocking! No offense really, I just never suspected! But you should really stop harassing Mew, just accept her as she is! And are you gothic, because I really hate people who worship the devil. That’s just not right! Mew: A little advice; Don’t dis Celebi, but don’t be friends with her if she is a Goth. You never know when they will commit mass suicide in ungodly devil worship rituals…0.0
Mewtwo: you know, I’m not so sure. I think I’ve grown a few inches since the last chapter…0.0
Mew: Awwwww, Twoie’s still in puberty! ^-^
Mewtwo: I thought I asked you not to call me that!
Mew: Sorry, but you’re sooo cute!
Mewtwo: Right…*Rolls eyes*
Celebi: No I’m not a goth….those people are weird…0.0
Author: *Pops up* In no way do I mean any offense to Goths, lesbians, gays, or teletubby fans. This is random humor, remember? *Pops out*
MMM: Ahhh the wonder of plot holes!
Celebi: I suppose I probably should leave Mew alone, but then I’ll be so alone!
Mew: Please stop polluting my innocent mind Celebi! I beg you!
Celebi: I’m so misunderstood!
MMM: Poor Celebi, trapped in a world of prejudice. I’ll always support equal rights! Thanks for that awesome submission ZeldaGamer! Here’s the last one from
Dale
To all legendary Pokemon - who do you like best misty or Brock?
Mewtwo: Misty. No contest. Brock’s such a sexist asshole.
MMM: Watch the language!
Mew: Brock is cute! His tiny eyes are so funny! *Twirls in midair giggling*
Mewtwo: *Gags*
Celebi: Misty!
Everybody: ….0.0…..
Zapdos: Neither
Articuno: What he said.
Moltres: Same here!
Entei: *Belches* 34!
Everybody:…….0.0……
Lugia: Undecided.
Ho-oh: Ditto
Ditto: ditto?
MMM: Not the Pokemon ditto! The expression ‘ditto’!
Ditto: *Sighs and oozes out sadly*
MMM: Cool. I am now officially done burning through Dale’s pile of submissions! Now on to a new pile from Nightingale and friends! Here’s the next submission from:
Salamander4
Hey Entei! How many fingers am I holding up?
Entei: *Belches* 34!
MMM: Wrong! That was your answer for the last submission!
Entei: Uhhhhh…..33?
MMM: Ehhhhh! Wrong! Nice try! Here’s the first submission on this column from:
Nightingale
Hey Mewtwo, I think you are the coolest (besides Mew), and it's great that you've reformed! I own that movie on DVD, and thusly have seen that thing where you're all chibi and cute! And I'm so sorry about Amber... *sniffle* WHY, WORLD? WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GO? *thinks* Wait, that's what you were asking throughout the whole first movie... so have you figured out the answer? Please tell me! We're still sad here! *Nightingale sniffles* *Perfect Chaos sniffles too* ~Chaos, panic, and disorder: my work here is done.~
Mewtwo: Finally! Someone with class! Someone who appreciates me for my reformed self! But what are you talking about? Who’s Amber?
Mew: *Whispering to Nightingale* He had his memory of Amber wiped clean, remember?
Mewtwo: Who cares? I finally found someone who appreciates me! *Hugs Nightingale*
Mew: *Scowls* Hmmpphh!
MMM: *Laughing* It looks like Mewtwo found his soul mate!
Mew: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Celebi: *Floats over to comfort Mew* Don’t worry, it’ll be alright…
Mew: *Stares at Celebi and creates a physical space bubble* I’m FINE Celebi!
MMM: Good one! Randomness galore! Here’s another submission from you,
Nightingale
Hello Mewtwo! Sorry to bother you again, but if you start going insane with rage again, try taking the Insanity Test! If you laugh, then you're insane. Just turn the speakers on first. ~Chaos, panic, and disorder: my work here is done.~ PS: I hope the link works. If not, then just type it into the Address bar. Also, Perfect Chaos isn't here because he's getting a snack... Chaos! The car tires are NOT donuts!
(LINK WAS LOST A LONG TIME AGO, DON’T ASK)
Mewtwo: hmmm…this internet thing is an enigma…how does it work?
MMM: Here, I’ll help. *Clicks link*
*Thirty seconds pass, and everybody on the studio, on or off set, including MMM and the cameraman burst out laughing. Another ten minutes pass, and everyone is still laughing.*
Author: *Pops in via plot hole* Guys! What’s so funny? Why are you laughing! You’re supposed to be answering submissions!
*Everyone continues to laugh*
Author: Guys! Quit laughing! What’s so funny anyways?
MMM: *Still laughing, points at on stage computer monitor*
Monitor: Bring ding ding ding ing bling ing ing!
Author: *Cheeks turn red, then bursts out laughing, and joins in with everyone laughing for twenty minutes*
Director: *Walks in* What’s going on here? This submission was supposed to be over half an hour ago!
Author: *Points to monitor while laughing*
Monitor: Bring ding ding ding ing bling ing ing!
Director: What? What’s so funny about that?
Author: *Continues laughing*
Director: o.0 …….I guess I’ll end the filming now. *Punches out Bob the cameraman, turns off camera, and signal ends.*
*10 minutes later, the camera pops back on, showing MMM and the Pokemon are lying in their seats, half awake having been sedated by the director*
MMM: Well…..I think we have another submission to answer guys….you up to it?
Mewtwo: *Drooling* The tranquilizer dart won’t come out guys! Help!
Entei: *Shakes head at director* Don’t you know it’s dangerous to mix alcohol and tranquilizers? *Passes out again*
Mew: *Laying dazed on her seat* One fish…two fish…red fish…blue fish…..…Oooh! Look at the pretty birdies!
MMM: Whatever. I’ll read it anyways. Ahem, it’s from:
Nightingale
*happy "aaaaaahhh!" noise* Mewtwo just hugged me! *faints from happiness*
*revives herself* By the way, MMM, his memory wasn't wiped, it was drugged out of him! *mutter mutter* Stupid scientists... *end mutter* Pay attention, kids, this is what happens when you take too many sleeping pills at once! Actually, adults should pay attention too... o.O
I'm glad you enjoyed the insanity test. You are all insane. *nods*
*Chaos pokes Nightingale* ... Oh yeah, I was supposed to ask questions, wasn't I? Ahem...
All Pokes: What is (are) your favorite book(s)?
MMM: You didn't seem to be affected much by the alternate universe MMM, did you? The other one was very shocked. He was completely spacin'!
Entei: Have you tried SoberUP? (inside joke) Here's a bottle for you. *gives Entei a bottle of SoberUP*
Keep up the good work! *huggles Mewtwo*
~Chaos, panic, and disorder: my work here is done.~
PS: I own that game now, so he's not Perfect anymore. YOU know who I mean. *nods solemnly*
Mewtwo: *Smiles vacantly as Nightingale huggles him* I like eggs…
Mew: What’s a “Huggle” anyways? What’s the color “pink” anyways?
Celebi: It’s color of your fur…I think….although right now you look kinda greenish… *Drools*
Mew: Stop staring at ……*Passes out*
MMM: You know it was Mew who said ‘wiped’, not me, right? Or are the sedatives getting to me? Ah well, for favorite book, It would probably one of the Xanth fantasy series, but I’m not sure which…
Mewtwo: *Still being huggled* Eggs are nice….I like eggs….only one though, and deviled!
Mew: *Passed out on the ground*
Entei: *Ditto*
Ditto: Ditto?
MMM: The expression ‘ditto’! Not you! Now go away!
Ditto: >_< *Creeps out of the studio*
Celebi: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! I just got it yesterday and I’ve read it five times!
MMM: Considering that book is over 800 pages long, that’s kinda scary…o.0
Celebi: *Huggles her copy of the book*
Lugia: Stephen King’s “The Bland”
MMM: You mean “The Stand”?
Lugia: Whatever. I need a nap.
Ho-oh: *Sedative reacts with the Mexican Insanity pepper he ate, causing him to bloat up like a balloon* I feel funny guys! Ahhh…ahhhh….ACHOOOO!
Edd: I believe you are allergic to rabbits Ed!
MMM: Hey! The Cartoon Network Studio is two blocks south thank you!
Edd: My mistake! *Walks out*
MMM: Onto the plot hole topic, that trick always scares MMM #3! He’s so gullible! *Chortles*
Mew: *Wakes up* What is a “Chortle” anyways? *Passes back out*
Entei: *Still passed out*
MMM: I’ll help him with the SoberUP. *Pours bottle down Entei’s throat*
Entei: *Chokes and wakes up* Ack! Blech! What was that? That was awful!
MMM: *Holds up two fingers* How many fingers Entei?
Entei: Two duhhh, what do you take me for?
MMM: It works!
*Audience cheers*
Entei: *Bloats up like a balloon* I feel funny guys! Ahhh…ahhhh….ACHOOOO!
Edd: I believe you are allergic *Gets cut off*
MMM: Wrong studio!
Edd: Sorry…
MMM: Good submission nightingale! It seems we have a few bloated bunnies to deal with here, I look forward to your next submission in the next chapter!
Mewtwo: *STILL being Huggled* What IS a huggle anyways? *Passes out*
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