Episode 6
MMM: And now our little Pokemon Column moves on to episode 6! Let's get going straight out here, but first:
I may not own Pokemon, Nintendo, or Gamefreak, but I do own this small glass rabbit! Hoppity hoppity hop!
MMM: And here we go! Our first submission is from:
Zephyr Analea
ello again, peoples!
Entei: from what you've heard around the place, have you ever considered
meeting Molly?
Mewtwo-Sama: i think Deoxys was last seen somewhere around the Mossdeep
SpaceCenter..........but hey, if he over comes here, you could make a sport
outta tormentin the guy. could pass for at least some amusement. anyways,
when was the last time you met a trainer ignorant enough to try and capture
you? and who was it?
Entei: what does fermented berry juice taste like? o.O
MMM: http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr this is a great site for
translating most languages. very useful. especially if you're taking Spanish
classes. la clase de Espanol dos es MUY ridiculo! Yo pare.
Celebi: arent those of your kind able to see into the future? or is it only
traveling time o.O
Suicune: have you ever visited PurityCanyon? well, before Sama hid the
lake? i bet you would've liked it there.
Raikou: who is stronger in the element of electricity, you or Zapdos?
Lugia: D&D stands for Dungeons and Dragons. es some game. and, do you know
what happened to the other three birds? they jus kinda.....poofed.......
all: do any of you listen to Metallica? if so, what is your favorite song?
mine is Nothing Else Matters, es so.....sad.....and happy....otay, i jus
confused myself, next question.....
all girls: do any of you have three brothers? if so, couldja PLEASE give me
a few tips on how to survive when all three of them are trying to ruin your
life?
Mewtwo-Sama: do you know of any assassins for hire? or at least some mafia
for hire? cuz ona my brothers is jus plain evil and.........i can't really
find anyone to help ^-^;;;;;
Mew: are you posessed or something? you sound like my grandmother when
you're being all nice.......
**hands y'all another crate of cookies** looks like ya ran out......
Entei: Well Molly sounds like a nice person, but I usually hang around people 21 or older so we can have a drink together!
Mewtwo: Hmmm...I will have to teleport over to the Space Center later and check it out. And yes, there are always big headed trainers trying to catch me. Arrogant morons toting around their level 100 Nidokings and trying to stick me in their master Balls. I can't remember how many there have been over the past few days, but Gary made his fiftieth attempt last night. I'm starting to think that the only way to stop him will be to erase his memory.
Entei: A good bottle of fermented Razz Berry juice is like a good bottle of wine. Full Bodied and....intoxicating.
MMM: *Files away the link into his vast bookmark library* ¡Muchas Gracias! ^
Celebi: Lo siento, I cannot see the future. But I can travel to it to find out!
Suicune: Yes! Purity Canyon is one of my favorite hangouts! I use the water there as a standard for all the other bodies of water I purify. It's very inspirational!
Raikou: I think that Zapdos and I are evenly matched. We tried a contest once to see who could power the entire City of New York for the longest, but we both gave out after twenty days.
Lugia: Oh yeah, Dungeons & Dragons. That game's pretty cool. I haven’t played it much, but what I did was pretty cool. And yes, the other birds are still here, it's just that nobody sends them direct questions anymore.
* Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres are sleeping in their chairs. Drool is frozen to Articuno's beak again.*
MMM: Nope, sorry, I've never listened to Metallica. I'm more of a Pink Floyd person myself.
*Silence for a few moments*
MMM: And it looks like nobody has 3 older brothers either. Sorry we can't help you.
Mewtwo: I can! I know several people who can do some....Icing...for you. *Hands her a slip of paper with names on it*
Mew: Well, I'm always nice! I'm just a nice personality!
MMM: Thanks for the submission Zephyr! Here's the next one from:
Brygi63
To all: have you ever met Kirby? He's a pink, foot-tall blob that sucks up everything and takes on its powers. He's cute, though a little creepy...
Mewtwo: you should really get some fighting moves. That way, you can kick the @$$ of any Dark or Steel Pokemon. You will be unstoppable! More unstoppable, I mean.
Mew: I suggest doing paper Origami first. *hands Mew a bunch of square paper and an Origami instruction booklet*
To all (including MMM, the author, the director, Bob the cameraman, etc.): what is your favorite food? I know Lugia likes pancakes, but I'm not sure about everyone else...
Raikou and Suicune: you guys don't go on drinking binges like your brother, right?
Entei: you should talk with Jecht from the FF column. He has drinking problems, too. Maybe he can help you...or maybe you'll both be in a bar somewhere in Moscow singing Irish drinking songs.
Suicune: you're a beautiful Pokemon, and my favorite outta the three legendary dogs, though it doesn't seem right to call you guys that. You're so much more...superior.
Mew: Wow! Kirby sounds cute and cuddly!
Mewtwo: .......Nothanks. The idea of being eaten alive and robbed of my abilities does not sound fun.
MMM: I'm familiar with Kirby....he still owes me $300 from a bet he lost and he won't pay up! Cheap little pink.....*mumble*
Jigglypuff: He is my brother!
MMM: This column is for LEGENDARY Pokemon!! OUT!!!! *Boots Jigglypuff*
Mewtwo: Fighting moves? With these little wimpy arms of mine? I struggle to see it. It would be much easier for me to just pick up a dark or steel Pokemon who challenged me and throw them into a wall. But I'm not thinking in the small terms of your Gameboy games am I? I'm sure you could use one of your magical gamesharks to help yourself out.
Mew: I've already mastered Bubblegami thanks to Zephyr Analea! *Huggles her bubble version of the Sears Tower, which then pops*
MMM: Fav food ehhh? Pizza's gotta be the way to go!
Lugia: PANCAKES!!!!
MMM: Chill out, you've already said you like pancakes!
Lugia: Well, It goes without speaking twice!
MMM: Whatever.
Mewtwo: A good T-bone steak is all I need.
Mew: Sugar cookies!
Suicune: Baked Alaska
Entei: Those Magma cookies you can buy on top of Mt. Chimney!
Raikou: Shock tarts.
Zapdos: Those are my favorite too!
Raikou: Really? Cool!
Celebi: El sandwich de hamon y queso.
Articuno: Frozen Grape juice on a stick!
MMM: It's called a fruit popsicle Articuno.
Articuno: Oh, right. I like other flavors besides grape.
Moltres: Red hots dipped in boiling chili and then microwaved at high for 4 minutes!!
Bob: Raw onions and garlic! *Emits foul odor*
MMM: *Stuffs an air tight space suit on Bob*
Bob: Rocketman! I'm a rocketman! Dunna dunna dunna dunna ROCKETMAN!!!!!
MMM: JUST GET BACK TO FILMING!
Author: *Ducks in* Somebody actually wants to know something about me? That's so wonderful! *Sniffle*
MMM: Answer the dang question!
Author: Oh, right. I like Spaghetti! A giant pile of it with a mountain of butter and salt!
Director: What is this? You! *Points at author* Get back to typing this column!
Author: Awwww....*Ducks out*
Director: And you! *Points at Brygi* This question about food has already been asked before! And....I don't answer questions, they do! *Points at the Pokemon* Now everyone get back to answering on the double! *Claps hands and ducks out*
*Awkward silence*
Raikou: Well, I have the occasional shot of whiskey, but I never binge like Entei here.
Suicune: I never drink any alcohol at all. If I did, I couldn't purify water.
Entei: I drank with Jecht once! He got all pissed at me and punched me out for saying something about his weak and frail son, or something like that.
Suicune: Yep, we're dogs. It's ok, so long as you don't call any of us 'Fido' or 'Rover', then it's perfectly respectful.
MMM: Thanks for the submission Brygi! Here's the next submission from:
Tigerlily
Mewtwo: Youn can't really defeat a dark Pok'eMon unless you have non-psychic moves the worse thing you have to face is that steel-dark type. I thought you know Kirby since you met him at Super Smash bros. Melee. Plus he did copy your energy ball when he takes your powers.
Mew: Are you curious when you see humans for the frist time cause in the 1st movie you were like all curious when you see people.
Ho-oh: Some how the chinese Phoenix is part rooster and a part peacock. Althrough it is very beautiful and very bigger than any other birds, I also saw the beautiful paintings of it too.
Articuno: What's your favorite artic animal? I do like penguins (is that how you spell?) and seals. Infact I do like all animals except octopus they look kind'na weird...
MMM: What's your favorite animal?
Zapdos: How do you make your feathers so spiky? Do you groom yourself like that or your feathers just goes straight up?
Raikou: You look some of sort like a tiger rather then dog, sinse when does dogs have stripes. Sorry I'm not trying to insult you like that.
Lugia: Do you like eating fish? I know you like pancakes so much but do you like fish. *and I probably know what you're goanna say 'I do eat fish but not as much as pancakes!' but that's just a guess but you could say if you want to*
Entei:*hugs him* I know this is probably long as the others so...Umm why are you heaveir than Raikou and Suicune? In Silver, Gold, and Crystal you are heaveir than your siblings. I'm not trying to be mean or anything. And it would be nice that you would meet Molly cause I think she really likes you as a god-father and she misses you too. She is a very sweet girl.
Moltres: Hmm it seems like you have less questions...so here it goes: In the 2nd movie you live like in a non-volcano island. Why is that? I thought you like your island to be hot.
And it seems like you like tropical trees around your
island.Plus how did you get your feathers all fired? You're sky-attack is pretty awsome it's kind'na too bad that Zapdos and Articuno don't have one.
Articuno and Zapdos: I'm very sorry bout that I just felt sorry for you guys that you don't have one, atleast the the three of you are equally stronger.
~thanks and have a nice day! ^_^
Mewtwo: Hmph. I never need to battle if I don't want to. If they come after me with Pursuit or some other stupid move I'll just teleport out. And I honestly feel that I'll never meet Kirby again.
Mew: People are funny! They say and do weird things!
MMM: *Is choking on a roasted chicken leg* GAAK GAACK!
Mew: *Giggles* Funny!
Entei: *Does the Heimlich maneuver on MMM*
MMM: *Coughs* Ah, thanks pal. Obviously, nobody knows when someone's choking . V_V
Ho-oh: I'm not sure if there's any rooster blood in me, but look at the Peacock tail I have! It's huge!
Lugia: You spelled penguins right, but you misspelled arctic. Personally, I like polar bears.
MMM: Dragons!
Zapdos: You know how when you rub a balloon on your hair and it causes it to stand up sometimes? Static electricity does that. It has the same effect on feathers too!
Raikou: My mother was a tiger, if I'm not mistaken. Don't worry, I'm not offended.
Lugia: I like, fish pancakes!
Entei: I have a bit of a beer belly, It happens when you drink alot. I might go and meet Molly later, but I need to lose some weight first.
Moltres: Well, the island used to have a volcano, but it went inactive. I can make it erupt at any time I want, but as of now I'm having a nice time admiring the trees that have grown there.
Articuno: Ahh, don't worry, It's relaxing to be here and not get any questions, it's a good opportunity to take some naps and get paid for it at the same time!
Zapdos: Zzz..zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzz
MMM: Thanks for your submission! Here's our next submission from:
Burning Kirby
Hey guys! This is a nice studio you've got here MMM. Let me read some of your more recent submissions... WHAT!? I OWE YOU $300 DOLLARS!? O_o I'm a little dizzy... Yes Mewtwo, I CAN suck up your powers... If I wasn't in Burning ability... A note, there are many Kirbys. In rainbows of colors and all that good stuff. And no, I am not related to Jigglypuff. YOU WILL GET YOURS YOU PUFF FIEND!! *Hands burn in a raging fire* Beware of my hands! By the way, can I have your autographs? Thankies! And... What's this about Mew?
MMM: Meh, don't listen to our doormen; they like to pretend that we charge money for submitting. But since we've only ever had a few submissions at any one time, we can't afford to make them any scarcer by charging money for them. But if the characters keep charging these ridiculous salaries, I may have to....Anyway; I'm going to have to have a talk with our doormen.
Mewtwo: Ack! Another Kirby! Luckily you're not the sucking kind....but if I ever run into the regular kind I'm going to have to exterminate him before he can steal my abilities....
MMM: I will always be available to assist in the extermination of that evil monstrosity that is Jigglypuff!
All other Pokemon: *Cheer in wild support*
Mewtwo: Autographs! Why yes, I certainly would!
Entei: Warning! Warning! Ego overload!
Mewtwo: *Slaps Entei*
MMM: Thanks for the submission Burning Kirby, and I'm sorry it took so long for me to answer it. Here's our next one from:
Circe
I have one question for you all. Did you know that there is a large number of
very angry Unown locked in that closet over there. (points) And...(listens) I
think they're about to break down the door...
Oh, and Mewtwo, don't fight the killer urges. Nobody likes wishy-washy reformed
Pokemon. You gotts let your eyes glow red and start yelling out insulting
phrases containing words like "Insolent" and "foolish" while destroying everyone
and everything around you.
Entei: Unown? Where have I heard that before?
MMM: 5 different times from Tigerlily?
Entei: Oh yeah! They were the ones who liked playing harpsichord, right?
MMM: Your memory is even worse than mine Entei, and that's saying something.
Entei: I blame all the beer I drink
Mewtwo: Not surprising. What are we going to do about the Unown? I can't say I know what they're going to do when that door gives...
MMM: Well, my memory of the Unown movie is a little foggy (though less foggy than Entei's), but if I'm remembering correctly then they'll probably turn the entire studio into crystal.
Lugia: Valuable crystal?
MMM: Does it matter if I'm going to stop them before they can?
Lugia: Not really.
MMM: Didn't think so.
*Door explodes, a huge horde of Unown spews forth*
Entei: OOOHHH! THOSE Unown! I thought he meant the other kind.
MMM: *while freezing Unown with time stasis gun* Dare I ask what other kind you meant?
Entei: We'd both have to be drunk for it to make sense.
MMM: Once again, no surprise there. *Finishes freezing the Unown* Well, that should do it!
Ho-oh: Well, what do we do with all of them? They're kind of all over the place *shoves a huge group of them out of his face*
MMM: Simple, my fine feathered friend. We'll have Mewtwo teleport them somewhere.
Mewtwo: Might I remind you what happened last time we tried to export our problems to a random place outside the studio?
Entei: My snoring nearly killed someone! *big grin*
MMM: Just teleport them somewhere hundreds of miles away then. Maybe irony will put them back at Molly's house?
Mewtwo: Fine, but I won't be held responsible for what happens! *snaps finger, Unown disappear*
MMM: Excellent, that will cause quite alot of randomness wherever they show up. *evil grin*
Mewtwo: Trust me, Circe, during my stay here in this column I've been tempted to do just that several times. It's the fear of MMM's ultra-technology that really keeps me in line. You know, he still has that giant "Gun With Legs" robot from Pokemon in Space.
MMM: It's called the Kill-O-Tron 3000!
Mewtwo: Whatever. The point is, I'd rather not face it in battle.
MMM: Exactly! Thanks for the submission Circe, here's one from:
Brygi63
Ok, folks! Time to dust off those cobwebs and wake up, because Brygi has returned! *cricket, cricket*
Yes, well anyway, on with the submission.
Celebi: Can you be in love with any Pokemon (other than yourself, I mean. Arrogant talking head of lettuce...)? I mean, you are a plant, after all.
Mewtwo: If you had to choose one Pokemon to be your servant, which one would you pick?
To all: What's your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! card? *lightning and thunder, followed by maniacal laughing*
Articuno: after this columns thing is done and over with, can I capture you, or at least ride on you?
Well, that's it for me. See ya guys later!
Celebi: Of course amigo! But it would take more than just an average lady to tame my fiery Spanish heart, only a flower of radiant beauty such as Mew could ever hope to perform such a feat!
Mew: *Swoooooooon*
MMM: Hahahaha, head of lettuce! Nice! *tumbles out of chair laughing*
Mewtwo: Hmm, a servant you say? That's a tough choice. It definitely wouldn't be anyone here in this column, that's for sure.
Lugia: I'm not sure if I should feel insulted or relieved.
Mewtwo: They would need to have all their senses and limbs fully functional, have exceptional endurance, and good self control and work eithic.
MMM: You could choose a Mr. Mime, just like Delia Ketchum!
Mewtwo: *shudders*
MMM: Hehehe, I love creeping people out.
Mewtwo: I'd have to go with an Alakazam. Not only would it serve me well, but I would have a fellow psychic to relate to and have intellectual conversations with.
MMM: Sorry to say this Brygi, but your Yu-Gi-Oh question just got VETO'D. I don't know the mechanics of the card game, nor do I know the names of ANY of the monsters except Blue Eyes Dragon, so I wouldn't be able to write effective answers to the question.
Mewtwo: Not to mention the fact that Brygi was just playing flamebait by asking about Yu-Gi-Oh in a Pokemon column anyway. Damned Yu-Gi-Oh. *shakes fist*
Articuno: I'd be happy to give you a ride some time, but you'd better make sure your frost resist spell has a decent duration. I don't want it wearing off in the middle of the fright, humansicles are hard to defrost safely.
MMM: Don't I know! Thanks for the submission Brygi, glad to have you back! Here's one from a newbie;
Pyro Mewtwo
Hi there.^^; My name is Pyro Mewtwo, but you can call me Pyro(I'm known by
other names,but this is probably my most common one).I'm a bit new to these
columns,but I'd like to ask some questions...*bows respectively*Okay,here
goes.
1)(to all)How do you all feel about fan characters of yourselves?Pokemorph
or otherwise.
2)(to all)What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
3)(to all)What do you think of ghosts?Not ghost Pokemon, just ghosts...
4)(to Mewtwo) How do you feel about Mewtwo fan characters with hair?
5)(to all) What's your favorite animal?
Mewtwo,I feel sorry for your losses and the pain you suffered...*gives him a
hug to make him feel better* I hope you find your answers someday.
And thank you all(even you too MMM) for taking the time to answer these
questions.^_^
Mewtwo: *heavy sigh* It's not the fancharacters themselves that I mind, it's the fact that sometimes they can be kind of unoriginal, not that I'm talking about you or anything. There are just so many people who are identical to me except for being a different color, again not that I'm talking about you. To be honest, I think that there are too many of them out there.
MMM: Personally, I really like them. Always make good additions to my Mewtwo image folder.
Mewtwo: *turns a shade or two paler* ...You have a folder for me on your computer?
MMM: Yep! Over 800 different pieces of original art, fanart, and fan characters that really make a great screen saver!
Mewtwo: *Turns even more pale* That was something I never needed to know about you, MMM. *scoots chair away slowly*
Entei: You know, I don't think anyone ever made a fancharacter out of me. That would be so cool!
Lugia: Visually, it would probably be as fun to look at as dipping your eyes in acid too. *Remembers some terrible sonic recolor sprites from deviantArt*
MMM: Oh, Randomness idea alert! *pulls a large black circle out of his pocket, throws it on the floor*
Mewtwo: Dare I ask what that is?
MMM: Plot hole! Watch this! *reaches into the plot hole, pulls out a hideously tacky looking recolored version of Entei*
Recolored Entei: Hi! My name is Jeffery!
Entei: COOL! I'm Entei!
Jeffery: COOL!
Lugia: OH GOD MY EYES! *hides face behind wings*
MMM: *Evil laugh*
Entei: Can he stay on in here for awhile? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
MMM: Sure! I don't think we have a cameo running right now...do we? It's been so long since the last update on this site that I've completely forgotten. So I guess Jeffery is here for your questions for two episodes, folks! Ask away!
Jeffery: W00t! This calls for a drink!
Entei: W00t!
Mewtwo: Let's move on to the next question, shall we? My favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla, it's very smooth and filling.
Entei: Rum flavored!
Jeffery: Rainbow sherbert! *whips out a bowl a neon rainbow sherbert*
Lugia: MY EYES!!!! *falls on the floor, twitching in agony*
Suicune: Mint flavor is exceptional
Raikou: I agree.
Articuno: Any ice cream is fabulous!
MMM: Amen to that!
Zapdos: I like Pure, concentrated fudge. The kind that's so potent it would stop your heart with one bite!
Moltres: I don't eat ice cream, it sorta melts whenever I get close to it.
*Celebi and Mew are too busy being lovey dovey to notice the question*
MMM: Ghosts? Well personally I don't disbelieve in ghosts, but I don't believe in them totally either. I'd have to see one myself to be totally convinced.
Mewtwo: I know they exist, psychics of any kind can sense their presence. I'm used to it, most of the time they're harmless, unlike Ghost type Pokemon, which are real pains in the ass for us psychics.
Entei: I saw a ghost once, but I think I was really drunk at the time.
MMM: *Whispering* Try not to use too many "To everyone" questions at once, they really gobble up alot of space and take a long time to answer, ok?
Mewtwo: Hair looks really funny on fancharacters of me, it almost implies that It's wierd that I don't have any.
Entei: Hehehe, Mewtwo's bald!
Mewtwo: Shut up.
Entei: Just like a middle aged, office dwelling, human man in his 40's!
Mewtwo: Shut up!
Entei: Better go get a fresh bottle of Rogaine, Mewtwo! You know you're getting old when you have to soap your head and shampoo your butt!
Mewtwo: *eyes glowing with psychic power* SHUT UP!
MMM: *clamps hand on Entei's mouth* Don't you recognize a storm of incoming violence when you see one?
Entei: Sowwwy.
Mewtwo: *calms down from the hug* Alright, thank you.
MMM: Alot of Submissions are too short. This one was waaay too long. Sorry to cut you off Pyro, but It's really hard to think up answers to the "To Everyone" questions. Here's our next submission from:
StormCho
Hi everyone! This is my first time submitting, so I'm kinda nervous. Anyways,
Mewtwo: You're one of the most awesome Legendaries ever! A question, what do you think of the three Legendary Dogs? And who's your favorite?
Suicune: You are my favorite Legendary! What do you think of Ash? Oh, and why do people call you a cheetah? You are obviously a dog. You kinda look like a wolf, and they're my favorite animals! Can I come with you one day and see how you purify the water?
Moltres: Here's a bowl of chili! *hands Moltres some chili* It's homemade too!
Entei: Is Suicune your sister?
Mew: Oooh, bubble origami! Hmmm.... it's around here somewhere... *rummage sounds heard* Here it is! You get a nice slice of cake!
*gives everyone else large crates of random foods*
Mewtwo: Ah, it's good to have another fan. Hmmm, I'd have to say that Suicune is my favorite of the three Dogs. Entei has far too many screws loose, and Raikou hasn't really done anything interesting.
Raikou: Hey! I have a Master's degree in Electrophysics and a minor in Electrical Engineering! If you just took the time to get to know me, you'd see that I'm a fascinating person!
Mewtwo: You haven't really done much here in the columns.
Raikou: Better than being a nutcase though.
Mewtwo: Point.
Suicune: Awesome, It seems everyone loves me today!I can't say I've ever heard anyone call me a cheetah, thankfully. Though I've never had anyone ever call me a wolf either. I'm sorry to say that my water purifying ability is a secret, so I can't show it to you. But I would be happy to spend some time doing something else with you!
Moltres: Ah, I'm totally stuffed on studio food, but I'll take that for later! *puts chili in fridge*
Entei: No, he's my brothers. Suicune's a guy you know.
MMM: You know, technically the legendaries are genderless, we just assigned them gender here based on voice tones. Besides, we already saw that there are different genders of Celebii here, so who's to say that there isn't a female Suicune out there too?
Suicune: I haven't seen one. It sucks being such a rare species.
Mew: *makes a squirrel-shaped bubble* Thank you!
MMM: Wow, thanks for the free food! My studio supply was just starting to get thin again! And thanks for the submission too! Here's the next one from:
ZeldaGamer69
Hey everyone, it's me again! And I bring questions! W00t!
MMM: Can I ask questions about your Pokemon In Space Comic in here too?
Entei: Have you considered Alcoholic's Anonymous? They're very good at breaking the addiction, or so I hear.
Jeffery: Blue is very suiting for you! Are you a direct personality copy of Entei? Who's fancharacter are you? Do you like pancakes too?
Lugia: I bring you Fish pancakes! Enjoy!
Mewtwo: Have you gotten over the whole Mew-Celebi affair yet? It's not healthy to dwell on that kind of stuff for too long, man.
Mew: Have you ever realized that you might have hurt Mewtwo's feelings?
Celebi: Do you use steroids? If so, do you feel their aftereffects just like a regular human would? Do they interrupt your whole 'Pure Guardian of the Forest' routine?
Raikou: I agree, you haven't been given enough of a chance to show how interesting you are. So here's a chance! Here's a hypothetical situation: if MMM made a column for Pokemon in Space, would you rather leave this column here to go join over there, or stay here and avoid the other column?
Thanks everyone!
~ZG69
MMM: I don’t see why not! It’d be redundant to make a PiS column because it would contain all the same characters, so I’ll just say that you can ask questions in here too!
Mewtwo: Oh, goody.
Entei: Hmm, well if I ever did want to quit drinking, that’s probably where I’d go. As for now, I’m good, thanks!
Jeffery: Blue is indeed very sweet! I’m just a random fancharacter that MMM created, so I’m not sure how similar I am to Entei.
Mewtwo: Well, do you like alcohol?
Jeffery: Yep!
Mewtwo: Do you like Insanity peppers?
Jeffery: You know it!
Mewtwo: Do you understand how to play Gin Rummy in Drunken Gypsy Fandango Seagulls style?
Jeffery: Sure do, it’s my favorite game!
Mewtwo: Yep, you’re a carbon copy then.
Jeffery: I also do like pancakes.
Lugia: *devours fish pancakes* OMNOMNOMNOM! Yummeh.
Mewtwo: Please, for god’s sake, don’t dredge that up again. I almost had it buried. Now you’ve spoiled my mood. *angry sulk*
Mew: *is too busy swooning to notice the question*
MMM: You know, that’s the last time she’s going to skip questions like this. Mew, you’ve just forfeited this episode’s pay!
Mew: *still doesn’t notice*
Articuno: Damn Celebi, did you remove her brain or something?
Celebi: No, I just added a little psychic enhancement to my already irresistible swarthy latin charm!
Mew: *eyes glazed, roll back into skull*
MMM: Thanks for telling me that! Now I can dock your pay for breaking the ‘no mind control’ rule!
Celebi: A thousand curses! And no, I do not use steroids. I have no need when I can psychically pump myself up with no side effects!
Raikou: Well, barring the fact that MMM said he wouldn’t start a PiS column due to redundancy, I would probably stay here. But I don’t think that it would make a difference since MMM would probably make me attend both columns at once.
MMM: Got that right! Thanks for the submission ZG! Here’s the last one for the chapter from:
Master Breeder
Mewtwo: How can you possibly defend your old affections for Mew in the last few episodes of the columns? Several submitters already pointed out the fact that it’s like trying to date your mother. For the sake of all that’s good and healthy, please tell me you don’t still harbor those disgusting feelings!
-MastaB
Mewtwo: You know what, I’m sick of this. Time to point out the flaws in this reasoning once and for all. To illustrate my point of view on this topic, please observe the following chart which I’ve drawn up in my spare time between submissions:
Mewtwo: My DNA consists of only 20% pure, unaltered Mew DNA, the rest is either drastically altered Mew DNA or DNA from some other species altogether. Now, compare this to figure 2:
Mewtwo: Your average child shares the vast majority of their genetic code with their parent. Obviously, that is not the case with me. Therefore, I am too genetically different from Mew to be considered a relative in the scientific sense.
MMM: That makes sense I guess. Just one question.
Mewtwo: Shoot.
MMM:..........Big Stinky Head?
Mewtwo: Well, most humans ARE.
MMM: Sure. Well, that was sure an interesting submission! Thanks MastaB! That's about all for this chapter, see you next time!
Comments qwertyqwerty: hey guys im new but i was wondering if you can get new legendarys like darkrai and stuff but
- mewtwo: if you did like a pokemon who would it be
- mew and celibi: its toattally cool your together but can u answer more questions? i like ur opinions
- entei: y dont u stop drinking / ilove pancakes!
- to all: if you had a choice of another pokemon , mytholodical or other creatures image what would it be? thanks! Script by Alex |
