Welcome to the hall of shame, where I will post any idiotic comments, flames, or general stupidity that I may encounter! Though this page is mainly designed to humiliate the crap out of those who wrong me, I still will not share the e-mail addresses of the people who are unfortunate enough to appear here. I don't want to sink that low into asshole-dom. However, usernames from sites such as deivantart or fanfiction.net are public enough to warrant a shaming, and determined people can still eventually track you down with that name, so watch your actions! EXTREMELY egregious infractions WILL result in a Bricking!

I will be moving over the worst e-mails from my old Gamecolumns Hall of Shame to here. These are years old though. Hopefully they will be the only ones that ever occupy this page. Here's hoping!

Entry 1

"Really dude, get a life. Get some friends and quit spending so much time in front of the glowing computer screen and writing this chickin shit."

Another intelligent assumption there, since as a matter of fact I do have friends, several of which I could cite here right now. But since I don't want people like you getting a hold of their full names I'll do them the honor of not mentioning them.  I'm pretty sure they wouldn't appreciate it if I gave a creep like you any information you might use to find and harass them. It's called common courtesy, and apparently you are bereft of it. I'm giving it to you right now by not posting your E-mail address on this page, but since you don't know what it is I won't try to explain it to you any farther.  I'd suggest you look it up in the dictionary, but it's likely you don't have one in your house.

Seriously, by flaming me you're just proving that you yourself have no life. There are better things to do in the world than to piss people off at you, at least I was doing somethingcreative with my time by writing this. You on the other hand, only seek to continue patterns of destructive behavior by spreading these negative feelings across the internet. I rest my case.

Entry 2

"Your such a fucking gaywad Pokemon humper, I wish you and your gay friends would die now and enjoy your stay in hell. Get a life."

Hmmm, I never knew that liking Pokemon automatically made one a homosexual. What an intelligent assumption. I should have expected as much from someone idiotic enough to hijack an E-mail account for the sole purpose of harassing one fanfiction writer.

Here is a wake up call for you. IF YOU DON'T LIKE POKEMON, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN READING MY FIC?????If going around and bashing people who like Pokemon is all you do in your free time, then you're the one without a life my friend. At least when I'm writing my fanfics, I'm being constructive with my time. You however, must have some form of Inernet sadism, by which you can only pleasure yourself by belittling those who try to do something creative with their time. The fact that you project homosexuality on your victims just makes it all the more pleasurable for you I bet. So seriously, follow your own advice. Get a life, and more beneficially, find yourself a therapist. God knows you need one, pervert.

Entry 3

I hate you and your story.

Umm, you mind telling my WHY???? Unless you give me some critiques or reasons as to why you hate my story, then it becomes pretty obvious that you're another brainless basher. Let's face it, you have the same problems as the person who sent the above E-mail, assuming that you're not the same person. The way your e-mail account mysteriously disappeared as soon as I tried to reply makes me suspicious. Again i'll say, get a life and a therapist, and quit making everyone's lives miserable before they return the favor.

Entry 4

Your fic is too long and boring, and it's about stupid Pokefags! Not only that, but you also have that super 3 year old style Zelda game series in there too! Quit taking time from our lives and do something nice with your life you sweaty geek.

I can see a pattern emerging, can you? What is it with this universal assumption that all Pokemon and Pokemon fans are homosexuals? Are you simply so stupid that you can't think up an original insult or does your prejudice overflow so much that it has to find its way into everything you do? Assumptions like these are the most monumentous testaments to boundless idiocy. By making these assumptions without meeting me or trying to learn the true nature of Pokemon, you make yourself an idiot on the grandest scale.

Again I ask, if you hate Pokemon so much, why the fuck are you reading my story???!!! Quit complaining about its length and go read something else that tickles your fancy. And what's your problem with the Zelda games? Even I'll admit that the Wind Waker was one of the most idiotic video games ever, but that doesn't give you the right to generalize so widely and stupidly on the entire franchise. If you even bothered to try out games like Ocarina of Time or Link's Awakening, you'd find them to be some of the deepest, most engulfing fantasy games in the Video Game world. but then again, you might find that the puzzles are too hard for your tiny little brain, I can't forget that you've already proven yourself to be an idiot on the grandest scale. And who knows, you too could be a sweaty geek as well, just trying to feel better about yourself by projecting your insecurities on someone else so you can make fun of them. Again I say, get yourself some therapy and quit making such negative remarks to people who have never done anything to you in the first place.