Episode 1
MMM: Hey hey hey! Welcome to the first edition of Ask the Sonic the hedgehog Characters! Here’s the way it works: There will be 10 question submissions per chapter. There will be 20 chapters, or 200 submissions total. Cameo requests will be honored, but with a one episode delay. And at the beginning of every episode, we have disclaimer time!
I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Golden Sun, Star Fox, FFX, or any other games mentioned here.
MMM: Ok, here the part you've all been waiting for: (Curtains open) let the asking begin!!!!
*Canned Applause*
Sonic: *Sitting in a chair* Finally! I thought it would never start.
Robotnik: (or Eggman, whichever you prefer) Put a lid on it, blue boy!
Sally: Quiet both of you!
MMM: Heh, he, I hope they last 20 episodes. Okay, our first submission is from:
Hikari McCloud the Echidna
*Real applause*
Umm ... mah question's for Knuxie. Eeeyah, Knuxie. That's right, I am a Knuckles fangirl and proud of it!! ^___^ NEways ... the question. Knux, what would you have done to Amy in SA2 (:Battle), at that part before Tails' car racing stage in Hero Side, if it wasn't rated Everyone? Like ... if it was no holds-barred, what would you have done to her? Confusing question ... O.o
Knuckles: Well, I, uh.... That can have two meanings......... Well, I don't want to say it, this is rated G for crying out loud!
MMM: Please remember, G G G!!! Our next submission is from:
Herofox
Rogue; Who do you like best, Knuckles or Shadow?
Tails; How would you like the idea of having nine tails?
Amy; Do you hate Sally for being Sonics woman?
Sally; Do you actually fight for yourself or do you just let others have fun and don't get your paws dirty?
Knux; who do you like better? Rouge or Julie-Su?
Rotor & Robotnik; Which inventions did you like best?
All; What is you favorite Dragonball Z attack?
Sonic Tails Knux Rotor & Robotnik; Which Sailor Scout do you think is cuter?
Sonic Tails & Knux; Do you have a full list of forms you can transform into? (Ex: Super Sonic ect..
Rouge: Actually, I like Knuckles better. He's easier to catch!
Knuckles: *Scoots chair farther away from Rouge's*
Tails: Nine of em? Naahhh. They'd get all tangled up.
Amy: I know Sonic likes Sally, but I've got a plan! Hahahahaha!
Sonic: Now that's disturbing!
Sally: Yep, Sonic is like my hit man. After all, A girl's gotta stay pretty an all, and it would smudge my makeup.
Knuckles: I'd hafta say Julie-Sue sounds better. Rouge is a bit of a klepto.
Robotnik: My fav invention was probably the Death Egg. If it had worked, I could've roboticized all of Mobius!!! But Sonic ruined it, and I don't have the resources to build another!
Audience: Awwww!
Rotor: Hey I'm finally in the story! ^-^ Ok, fav invention, ay? Probably the time I stole a Robotnik code descrambler and modified it to unlock everything in Robotropolis! But it was smashed in a flyer when Robotnik shot us down. Now he keeps his descramblers under high security!
Audience: Awwww!
Sonic: For the DBZ attacks, I like the Kao Kan (Is that how its spelled?) x10. It makes Goku so fast!
Tails: I like the Kamehameha (Spelling?) wave. I don't know why but I just do.
Robotnik: I don't watch Dragon ball Z. I spend all my time devising evil plots!
Rouge: I don't watch it either. I spend my time hunting jewels.
Knuckles: I like the Spirit Bomb. It's got quite a punch!
Sally: I don't watch shows with VIOLENCE in them. It's EVIL!
Rotor: I'm too busy inventing stuff to watch.
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Tails, and Robotnik: For the Sailor Moon fav, I like Moon! She's such a bimbo!
(No offense to Sailor Moon fans)
MMM: I have the List! Ahem, Super Sonic, Turbo Tails, and Hyper Knuckles, thank you! Thank you to Herofox for those questions! Our next question is from:
LinkGirl
Rogue, do you LOVE Knuckles?
It sort of looks like it in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle!
Rouge: Yes! I do! And I'm proud of it! I'd date shadow too, but he runs away.
MMM: He's not in here yet anyway. But thank you for your continuing loyalty to these fics, LinkGirl! Our next submission is from:
Burntstar
1. Why is Amy after sonic? Couldn't she go after knuckles instead?
2. Why does tails looks like a girl?
3. Who are Sonic's parents?
Amy: Why not Knuckles? I'll tell you why not Knuckles! He's not the same SPECIES as me! DUH!
Tails: I do not look like a girl!!! Look, just because I was drawn funny, doesn't mean you can insult me!
MMM: Blood pressure, tails!!!
Sonic: My parents? Robotnik roboticized them and used them as slaves.
Robotnik: That's right!!!
MMM: Thanks for the questions! Our next submission is from:
Jessie the Dragon
Are you gay Sonic and Tails?
2. how do you maintain mechanical parts (A question to Eggman)
anyway Please read and review Deathmatch Extreme and Trinity's Special Gift
Sonic and Tails: No no no no, and NO!!!!!!
MMM: G please, rated G here!
Robotnik: Ahhh, finally a good question! It depends on what kind of machine you're working with. If you mean lab equipment, there are several niches to discuss. When working with positively charged Carbonic acid, and negatively charged Boronic base, you can create a neutral trionic phosphate! Furthermore...
MMM: Ok, that's enough. Next time, be more specific! Our next submission is from:
Android13
I have a bad case of having Hitler in my sandwich, and I have tried the leprechaun in the salad bowl to get him out, but the dancing fairies won't stop eating my brain. What should I do? If you tell me, I won't stalk you, I promise... yeah....>
Knuckles: Hitler huh? Have you tried the old lady in the Jello? It always works for me!
Sonic: No!! That never works! Put a Chihuahua in the potato casserole!
Sally: What if he doesn't have potato casserole? I suggest you use a cell phone in your stroganoff.
Everyone else: What's stroganoff?
MMM: Ok ok, stop that. And if I find a stalker anywhere in the studio, He'll regret it. *Pulls out flamethrower.* Heh heh heh! Our next submission is from:
Mr. X
Why are you an egg?
Everyone but Robotnik: I'm not an egg!
Robotnik: I don't know why I'm an egg. I was drawn that way!
MMM: What a weird submission. Anyway, thanks. Our next one is from:
Jaychibi
This one's for rouge. How old are you?
And Knuckles do you like rouge?
Tell the truth
Rouge: I'm 19 (This is the author's impression)
Knuckles: No, I don't like Rouge, she's too creepy! (Also author's impression, like almost everything else in this column.)
MMM: Thank you Jaychibi! We're almost done with
this chapter!
Sonic: Thank god! Things are getting weirder than I like.
MMM: Our next submission is from:
AndrewMan
Sonic: How did you get to be so fast?
Tails: How did you get two tails?
Knuckles: where did you get those HUGE gloves?
Sonic: I was born with this speed.
Tails: I was born with two tails
Knuckles: My Mom sewed me these gloves.
MMM: Thanks for the submission, AndrewMan!
Our LAST one this episode is from:
SoniGirl
Sonic, you're the coolest ^---^ I have a question for tails: How come you let that small tuft of hair grow out of your forehead? It's such a fashion no no! I still think you're cute, though ^o^
Sonic: Yeah! I'm da man!
Tails: I didn't notice a hair growth on my head!
MMM: *Hands him a mirror*
Tails: Eek! Get me some scissors!
MMM: That's all for tonight! Remember to submit and keep us going!
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