Episode 2
MMM: Hey everybody! Welcome to Episode 2 of the (as of now) not so well known column: Ask the Sonic the Hedgehog Characters! Here comes our disclaimer:
I don't own sonic the Hedgehog. Buzz off.
MMM: Let the show continue!
*Curtain opens*
Sonic: Another day, another set of people who think tails and I are gay. What a world.
MMM: Our first submission is from:
Jessie the Dragon
I have a cameo request Please bring in Spyro (For some reason I think it would be kind of cool)
and to be more specific to Eggman
I mean mechanical limbs for a Dragon (Like mine) how would you suggest maintaining mechanical limbs (all 4 Legs and a wing and a horn)
and two more questions
Who would win a swimsuit contest Amy or Rogue?
Why are Sonic and Tails so close?
MMM: Cameo request has been.....accepted!!! Spyro the dragon will come to the show in chapter 3!
Robotnik: Ahhh. Limbs on a robot, ehhh? Easy! To keep a mechanical limb, like an arm or leg in good maintenance, apply 10-watt 40 oil to moving joints every day. For structural damage, implement a type three welding tool to fuse any breeches.
Amy: I'd win!
Rouge: No, I'd win!
Amy: Me!
Rouge: Me!
MMM: Easy girls! It looks like we need to have a contest to decide! Will the contestants please change into the swimsuits, and studio audience, use those switch devices to vote for either contestant when they come out of the dressing rooms!
Amy and Rouge: *Walk into dressing rooms, and come out in swimsuits*
MMM: To vote for Amy, press the Pink button! To vote for Rouge, press the Black button! Vote now!
(Ten minutes later)
MMM: Our votes are in!
~Amy: 1119~
~Rouge: 9991~
MMM: Wow, what a landslide!
Rouge: All right! Cool.
Amy: You people suck! *Throws tomato at random audience member*
Random audience member: Hey! My new shirt! *Throws fried chicken leg*
Other audience members: *Throw random food items at Amy*
Amy: *Getting pummeled* Hey! Ack! Yikes! Sonic, hide me!
Sonic: Hide yourself! I'm tired of saving your rear end!
Amy: Humph! Who needs you! *Hides behind her chair*
MMM: Ok people! Stop throwing food! Really! Stop!
*Audience stops throwing*
MMM: Thank you!
Sonic: Tails and I are FRIENDS! JUST FRIENDS! GOT THAT?
MMM: Pipe down, man! That's the only person who thought you were gay so far! And a reminder to you people out there: Please! We're trying to stay G! G people, G! Our next submission is from:
SonicHedgehog
Sonic: What an original name.
MMM: Shut up! Let me read!
Sonic: In Sonic Adventure 2, you wore Soap Shoes. A couple of months later in Sonic Advance, you wore the shoes from Sonic Adventure 1, but could grind on them. Why the shoe change? I liked the Soap Shoes.
Tails: What does 'Bernoulli' mean? I can never understand what you meant in Sonic Adventure 2 when you said that.
Knuckles: How powerful is the Master Emerald?
Eggman/Dr. Robotnic: Why is it that you always go after the Chaos Emeralds, which I know is weaker than the Master Emerald, but you have only grabbed the Master Emerald twice as far as I know?
Amy: How come you look different in the newer Sonic games than you did back when Sonic CD was first created?
Rouge: How did you really know the 3 of the Chaos Emeralds were at PrisonIsland?
Everyone from Sonic Adventure 2: Why did you keep saying the Chaos Emerald when there were 7 of them at the time?
Sonic: Hey, I don't make decisions about my shoes! The game designers do! Ask them! Sheesh!
Tails: Bernoulli is the name of a scientific theorem that was named after Edward Bernoulli.
Knuckles: How powerful? Just think about it, if it can make that huge Island I live on fly, then that says something about how powerful it is, doesn't it?
Robotnik: I chase the chaos emeralds because they made my monster, Chaos almost unstoppable in Sonic Adventure 1. I chase them now because combined, they have the same amount of power as the master Emerald, and they're not guarded by red boy over here. *Points at knuckles*
Amy: I don't know. (A/N: Author never played Sonic CD, cause he couldn't afford a Sega Saturn or whatever it was on)
Rouge: I have a sixth sense. I call it the gem sense. It alerts me whenever a gem is nearby. It's like Knuckle's emerald sense, which beeps when you get close to an emerald in both Sonic Adventure games.
Sonic: well, because emerald is one of those words, like sheep, or moose. I saw the moose, I saw the sheep. It's the same singular or plural.
MMM: My, aren't we the grammar man. Our next submission is from:
SonicLink2119
I've got a question
All that are in SA2B: What would you do if I landed face down in the City Escape Stage (that stage is cool!) looking like a purple hedgehog, with powers like Psychic, Electricity, and Water, and wearing a brown coat and a brown pair of pants?
Sonic: Do you have any guardians to watch over you now that your parents are robots, or do they still live with you? Tell the truth and I won't throw tomatoes at you.
All: For #1, we'd be creeped out something awful!
Sonic: I have no guardians! I'm a lone rider!
Tails: Hey!
Sonic: Sorry, Tails is my pal, too. But Robotnik uses my parent bots as slaves anyway.
MMM: (Insert post submission kudos statement here) Our next submission is from:
Fairy676
Hey guys (if the girls are too fussy then gals.)
1. Amy, why didn't you use your hammer in SA2 and wear did you get that GUN card used as a key to free sonic?
2. Sally, I never played games with you in it, what are you like.
3. for everyone, what is your favorite movie?
OK bye bye
(R/N) great fic^__^
Amy: I lost my hammer. I think it's somewhere under my Sonic themed couch, or maybe behind my Sonic wall poster?
Sonic: *Sighs heavily*
Amy: I stole the GUN card from a guard.
Sally: I have very poofy hair. To see my picture, look in an earlier Sonic comic book.
(A/N: Not to brag, but I have all of the sonic the hedgehog comics starting at 12, and stopping at the point when they kill Robotnik, OR SO THEY THOUGHT!!)
Sonic: I like the Fast and the Furious
Tails: Spider Man.
Knuckles: Silence of the Lambs
Sally: Pee Wee Herman's big Adventure!
*Everyone stares at Sally*
Sally: What? It's funny!
Sonic: You would like that movie Sal.
Sally. >_<
Rouge: Vanilla Sky
Robotnik: The Heist
Amy: I like the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie! :)
Sonic: Boy that was a doozy to make.
MMM: I'm glad you like, thanks for the good questions. Our next submission is from:
TigerEye
Hey! I got questions!
This one's a comment: Shadow; I named my new kitten after you.
Sally; Why are you the only female that doesn't wear a full set of clothes?
Tails; You probably already know this, but you are 6 years younger than Sonic but more mature.
Rouge; How can you see if bats are blind?
Amy; Cant you just take the fact that Sonic hates you?
Luv
TigerEye
Shadow: It's about time I got something! I think kittens are sick. They're so sweet and cuddly, it makes me sick. If you want to complement me, name some 5 year old chicken tapioca after me. Sheesh!
MMM: Do all these characters have blood pressure problems?
Sally: I don't wear clothes because I have nothing to hide, so to speak.
MMM: There goes our G rating. *Sighs heavily*
Tails: Actually, on a bad day, I can be pretty childish, and as a blind fan, I cannot accept anyone saying Sonic has flaws! *Pulls out submachine gun*
MMM: Tails, did Sonic give you your medicine this morning?
Robotnik: *Laughs crazily*
Rouge: Actually, not all bats are blind. If you paid attention in biology class, you'd know some bats can see better than humans!
MMM: OK, thank yous to TigerEye! Our next submission is from:
Text DragonX
GOOD fic. Alot of these, but always entertaining. Question for Tails. What would you do if an evil version of you was made that was cooler, like Shadow, and was your rival!
MMM: Thank you, thank you! You need not throw money on the stage!
Tails: The Evil twin thing is SO old. It would make me wanna barf from the cheesiness if that happened.
MMM: thanks for the appreciation and the question, even though it was small. Every bit counts! Our next submission is from our most faithful reader:
LinkGirl
(Audience cheers and claps)
LOL!!! The 2nd chapter was SOOOOOOOO funny, keep it up!!!
Questions:
~Amy Rose: Why do you always say AMY ROSE IS HERE!? It sounds so funny!
~Tails: In Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, your theme song is sung by a girl, what is up with that?
~Everyone: Have any of you ever played Truth of Dare?
(A/N: I live for bad jokes. That's why I write this junk!)
Amy: I say that every time to satisfy my ego. After all, I am beautiful!
Tails: I hired her to sing it. I'm passing through puberty right now, and my voice cracks something awful! The downside is it cost me a fortune!
Anonymous Singer: *Holding HUGE bags of money* Ha ha! I'm going to Vegas! Sin City, baby! *Runs off*
MMM: OK...That was creepy.
All: YES! We've all played that great game millions of times!
Sonic: Truth or dare kicks butt! I always get shadow to do something REALLY stupid!
Shadow; I don't know why I even agreed to come here. Wait a minute, am I even supposed to be here yet?
Author: Oh ho! Time to correct an error!
Shadow: Uh Oh! *Holds up a sign that says 'Goodbye'", then disappears*
Author: OK everyone, he'll be back soon! He's a cameo in a future episode. I just wonder how he got in here...
MMM: Oops, heh heh...
Author: Don't worry, I'll just take away this episode's pay.
MMM: <censored>!!!!!!!
Author: Well, now we know this is going up to at least PG-13.
MMM: Sorry. I guess we'd get on with the show. You leave now Mr. Author! Get back to writing!
Author: OK. *Leaves*
MMM: OK, back to business...Everyone give another big round of applause for our biggest fan, LinkGirl!
Audience: Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!
MMM: Ok, now our next submission is from:
SpongeBobSquarePants
Hey hey hey! Very kool fic! For Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles: Why are you guys those intense colors, (Blue, Red, and yellow)?
C Ya later!
Sonic: Us super evolved Hedgehogs are always blue, even thought regular Hedgehogs aren't!
Tails and Knuckles: What he said.
MMM: kudos for SpongeBob! Our next submission is from:
(Made Up Character)
how are ya everybody? It seems that all of you have animal themes. What's up with that? (No offense intended)
Rotor: Well, we're all really super evolved animals. Some scientist was doing freaky experiments on our ancestors, and turned them into what we descended into today!
MMM: *Wakes up* Uh... oh he's done. Now that that science lesson is over, we can get to our last submission. It's from:
MeowMix
VERY cool fic! My question's for Amy: Who are YOUR parents? I heard where Sonic's parents are, from the last chapter. Keep up the good work!
Amy: I'm an orphan. So there. I said. NOW SONIC WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!!!! Waaaaaahhhhhh! *Cries continuously*
MMM: Easy Amy, easy! Thanks for the submission MeowMix! Even though this crying may last for hours...
Amy: *Continues crying*
Robotnik: Someone please SHUT HER UP!!
MMM: We do need to stop here, we have some emotional trauma to treat. *Dials up shrink* Hello, Dr.?
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