Episode 7
MMM: *Pops cork out of a coke bottle* Chapter 7!!! Let’s party like it’s 2000!!!!
Rouge: You DO know that you just opened a coke instead of champagne, right?
MMM: You don’t think I would suggest alcoholism as a good habit?
Rouge: You don’t seem to hesitate promoting complete insanity though!
MMM: INSANITY GOOD! LONG LIVE RANDOMNESS!!!!!
Rouge: *Shakes head* I thought as much…
MMM: Take it away Disclaimer!
You think I own Sonic the Hedgehog??? You must have a stapler lodged in your frontal lobe.
MMM: Well put. Anyways, here’s the first submission from:
BabyTenny
Hey MMM...hey everyone! I might not be able to write back as often...all because of the international prison that the government calls school. *sighs* Oh well. But...I do have a bunch of stuff to say now ;)
1. I would like request Shadow for a cameo...ONLY if we can figure out a way to make him a little less...eviler. Hmmm....maybe an Anti-Maria brainwashing device! Mwahahahaha that's it...Eggman! Do you think you're smart enough to create one of those :) ???
2.Rouge: What would you plan to do with all of the gems if you steal them all? Just sit around and look at them? You need a new hobby...hahahaha
3. I also read earlier that you guys like to play truth or dare? Let's play!
Sonic: If you pick dare...kiss amy! If you pick truth...tell me what's on that tape of the 'unicorn party'...
UGH sorry....got to go! I'll talk to you later!
<3 babytenny *chaos control*
MMM: Me and my alter ego feel your pain BT, school starts for us tomorrow! (posted August 25) So my answering might slow down too…
*The characters all gasp at the cameo request*
MMM: Ahh crap. Shadow is almost as bad as Mario! Ahh well, at least I get to do this!
Mario: uh oh!
MMM: *Picks up Mario by his collar, drags him to the door, holds him up, and boots him out of the studio* Alright! Time to watch the Mario derby!
MMM: *Presses red button marked ‘Da Dawgs’**Dogs emerge from a trapdoor and chase Mario out of the Studio Grounds, biting him in the hindquarters repeatedly*
Mario: MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!! *Disappears out of Studio gates*
MMM: The first time that phrase is used appropriately! Anyways, get answering guys!
Rouge: Gems are pretty! Before you say anything let me ask you…have you ever looked at an entire room full of gems under bright light? How about swam in a pool full of gems? Ask yourself this and then consider other hobbies!
Sonic: Yeah! Truth or Dare! I’ll do truth…mainly because it was Tails at the Unicorn Party tape, not me!
Tails: <Censored>!
*Everybody jaw drops at the sight of Tails swearing*
Sally: I…can’t…believe…my ears! TAILS SWORE!!!!!
Sonic: If it’s bad enough to make TAILS SWEAR, then I’ll go with the dare…..
Amy: OOOOHHH BOY!!!!!! PUCKER UP BLUE BOY!!!
Sonic: Actually, Truth is nice…
Tails: *Holds up disproportionately large laser gun*
Sonic: Uhhhh….Roc and a hard place! Mommy help me!..... I’LL DO THE DARE!!!
Amy: *Licks lips*
Sonic: I knew I’d use this! *Puts on plastic “Lip Protector”©, and pecks Amy*
Amy: Ahhhhhh…..*Falls on the floor, fainted*
MMM: *Lauhging crazily, then recovers* Ok, good one BabyTenny! From now one, we’ve got a game of Truth or dare in progress! Feel free to send in a TOD submission, just include both choices of truth or dare! Here’s the next submission from:
Dale
(Cheers)
To all sonic chars whats yor favorite theme park and rollar coaser. I prefer Islands of Adventure in FLorida which has the hulk. seems like i awlays go on coaster alone thoug :sniff,sniff. well i guess thats all i have 4 now.
Qickstar also know as Dale
Sonic: I know that my fav park is the official “Sonic the Hedgehog Theme Park”! I love riding in myself!
Sally: Whoo hoo…big deal, it’s the only Theme park on Mobius besides “RoboLand”
Robotnik: Where the only price for entrance is eternal servitude as a mindless robot!
Sally: So I think the others…except Robotnik…will say that Sonic’s park is their favorite.
Sonic: Right on! Everybody likes my theme park and not yours Robobutt!
MMM: Sonic: 1, Robotnik: Zip! Good submission Dale! Here’s the next submission from:
BabyTenny
Hey you guys....haven't heard from you in a while. Just waiting for chapter seven to be posted *leans back in chair and sips soda*
Anyways, I'd love to finish that game of truth of dare (sorry about that Sonic).
Also...I have a question for you MMM...or just anyone who feels like answering. Do you know a website that sells individual Sonic the Hedgehog comics? I tried Archie...*cough, gag, etc.* but they weren't any help so far.
Thanks for your time...as usual!
talk to you all soon <3 Babytenny <3
*chaos control*
MMM: Meh, the Author’s been on vacation (posted much later than August 25), so that explains our absence. No harm done I guess. It’s Sonic’s turn for our little game of TOD.
Sonic: Hmmmm….Sally! Truth or Dare!
Sally: Truth.
Sonic: Very well then…How can you be Tails’ Aunt??????
Sally: *Blushes brighter red than Knuckles* What is the penalty for noncompliance?
Sonic: Hmmmm….*Rubs chin* Kiss AMY!
SFX: DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN!!!!!!
Sally: Then Dare!
Sonic: Ok then I’ll let you change it…you’re dare is…KISS AMY!!!!!
SFX: DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN!!!!!!
Sonic: And your penalty for noncompliance is the same thing!
SFX: DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN!!!!!!
Amy: (Still on the floor fainted)
Sally: OK TRUTH!!!
Sonic: I let you change once, you’ll have to…persuade…me to change again!
Sally: *Pours money into Sonic’s hand*
Sonic: Ok, How CAN you be Tails’ Aunt?
Sally: I’ll let my money tell you… *Gives her tape money to Sonic*
Sonic: I never would have known! How interesting!!!
MMM: This is a sad day in TOD history when you can weasel your way out of both the truth AND the dare! *Shakes his head* Fools. Anyways, I honestly don’t know where to buy ANYTHING online, since I don’t have the necessary credit card to buy stuff online. But I’m sure you could find anything on E-Bay, including the Sonic Comics! Thanks for your submission, here’s the next one from:
Tigerlily
(Cheers)
Sally: I believe Sonic, you two kiss each other more than twice!
Sally: Are you a Princess, sorry its first time I know that.
Sonic: Have you cheat Sally even only once?
Autoine: Do you and Bunnie have some connetion.....it seems that you're in love! Amit it you're in love!
All: I think I had enough of that Tails 'Aunt Sally' Thing! It's starting giving me an headache! ><; *then calms down by drinking a cup tea and sighs* Ahhh...daisy tea....
Amy: You have an Hammer that looks just like Mario's Hammer! 0_0;
Sonic: Do you have a dog?
Thankz and see ya! ~_^
Sally: *Blushes redder than a cherry* And yes I’m a princess!
Sonic: *Chuckles* I can’t cheat on her, because we’re not in any kind of engagement! *Laughs evilly*
Antoine: Zee bunnee gerl is not anytheeng I would bee eenterested in! I need to concentrate all my efforts on protecting the preencess!
MMM: Well, I’m not the guy who’s continuing this theme; you’ll have to talk to Sonic about it!
Amy: Meh, Mario’s hammer is nothing compared to mine!
Sonic: Nope, no dog.
MMM: Ok, here’s the next submission from:
Brygi63
Hey, Guys. I think I know how Sally turned out to be Tails's aunt. It seems that Sally is the only one in the family who cares about going interspecies (though that assumption may not be accurate.
I mean Sally did kiss Sonic a few times, right?)
Uh, Tails? I lost the bow. Sorry 'bout that, but look at it this way. At least no one like Eggman or Amy has it...oh, boy. This could get serious! I gotta go! See ya!
Sally: QUIT RUBBING IT IN! I’M SURE EVERY SUBMITTER ON THE WEB KNOWS BY NOW, SO YOU CAN JUST SHUT UP!!!!
MMM: I’m sincerely sorry about this Princess…*Stabs Sally with tranquilizer dart*
Sally: OW!!! Hey you…stupid…….*Drools*
Sonic: Ohhh geez! I’m just glad Amy doesn’t have it…she did faint, so Robobelly is the only one I have to worry about. *Glares suspiciously at Robotnik*
Robotnik: Trust me, if I had it, I would have used it already…*Scoffs*
MMM: My only suggestion for you people now is that if you feel a sharp pain in your backside, close your eyes and keep ‘em that way for the rest of the chapter! *Looks around apprehensively* … Thanks for the submission! Here’s the next one from:
Tigerlily
<i>Amy: You are cute Bruurin from Tonde Buurin *the super pink pig* Here's a picture of her *shows her the picture*
(PICTURE LOST)
Robotnik: *gives Robotnik a Mooncake* Happy FULL MOON DAY! ^_^
Heh I am chinese.
(Note to Robotnik: It's really not made from the moon it's made from red beans and a orange egg in the middle)
-See Ya- ^_^
MMM: Whoo hoo! By the time school has let up and I’ve gotten to posting this, it’s long past Full Moon day! It just goes to show how nasty it can be when the author gets 7 tests in a week!
Author: *Panting and drooling over keyboard*
MMM: Well anyways, it’s good to be back!
Amy: I do see some similarity in our color scheme, but I don’t have a snout. I do however look like the girl standing next to her!
Robotnik: *Pokes the egg in the center of the cake* Is this cooked? E-COLI!!!! Dangerous intestinal bacteria!!
MMM: How rude! Eat the cake so we don’t offend Tigerlily!
Robotnik: Ahh well, never look a gift food in the mouth I suppose. *Eats cake* Wow! That was good! Gimme another one!
MMM: Greed is also a bit rude, and besides the holiday is past!
Sonic: Holiday? Why don’t we get today off????
MMM: Because it was Full Moon day when I received the submission, now it’s not!
Everybody: Awwwww!
MMM: *Brandishes tranquilizer dart gun*
*Silence…cricket squeaks, and someone crushes it under their foot…*
MMM: *Talking to gun* You are quickly becoming my best friend! *Kisses gun*…Ok that was embarrassing, anyways here’s the next submission from:
Brygi63
Sally: Sorry for-(sees Sally unconscious on the floor)...okay...maybe later.
Sonic: I wanna talk about that kiss you gave Amy. Good job (giggles). You, uh, really handled that like a man back there (snickers). I mean, it is Amy we're talking about, but uh...wax lips? (starts to laugh openly now) What's wrong, Sonic? (laughs harder) did she poison her make-up or something? (laughs hysterically now) How pathetic was that? HA HA HAA HAAAAA! BWA (Gets hit with a tranquilizer dart, then collapses).
Sally: *Head lolling in chair while drooling* Can I have a cookie? Wait, can I have ten cookies? CAN I HAVE TWENTY COOKIES????
MMM: *Ups the dose*
Sally: *Conks out hard*
Sonic: I’ll have you know that if you had a girl who posted websites about you with 1000’s of pictures, put posters of you on her wall, played video games about you, and generally strangled you with death-hugs if you came close, you’d be afraid….very afraid…
Amy: *Twitches* Kiss me Sonic…Kiss me…*Makes strangling gestures*
Sonic: *Shudders*
MMM: *Stifles a laugh*, good one Brygi, too bad you brought the tranquilization on yourself. But thanks anyway! Here’s the next one from:
BabyTenny
Hey guys! I'm back! sorry I took so long....I've just been busy w/ school crap.
Anyways, i was playing SA2: Battle the other day and I decided to change the language & text to japanese...it was rather amusing!
When Sonic speaks he sound like he's saying something about tacos...and Shadow says something about going to s*** on you! hahahaha.
So, how about that TOD. think it's time for some more questions...mwahahahaha!
Eggman: If you pick dare, say somehting nice about Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Amy. If you pick truth...do the same thing! hehehehe. It's a lose-lose situation for you pal...
Anyways, got to go, talk to you all soon!
<3 Babytenny , <3 *chaos control*
MMM: I know _EXACTLY_ how you feel my friend! *Shakes BT’s hand* Wanna join the club?
Sonic: *Says something in Japanese*
MMM: Say what?
Sonic: I said Tacos taste good!
MMM: *Rolls eyes*
Robotnik: *Mumbles*
Sonic: Speak up!
Robotnik: You’re all not completely hideous!
MMM: I do not believe that qualifies as nice, lardball.
Robotnik: You have a good measure of brains to defeat me for this long…
MMM: Thank you!
Robotnik: As soon as MMM hands me that check……
MMM: *Coughs, and brandishes tommy-gun*
Robotnik: *Grins broadly*
MMM: I knew you’d understand! Thanks for your submission BabyTenny! Here’s the next one from:
Brygi63
Hey guys. 2 months was more than enough time for me to regain consciousness. And I know how you feel, BabyTenny and Triple M; school was not kind to me either this month. Anyway...
Sonic: You have a point. Sorry, man.
Amy: *sigh* You're pathetic.
Sally (casts Esuna on her, and she wakes up): I was wondering if I could buy "The Unicorn Party" from you, and for how much.
Oh! And guys, I found the Love Bow, so now I can pay Tails back (tosses Chaos Emerald over to Tails). Well, I best be going. See ya!
MMM: Ahhh, here ya go Brygi! *Hands Brygi a note card with “The School Sucks Club”*
Sonic: Heheh…s’allright.
Amy: How many kids do you want Sonic?.....*Continues making strangling gestures in her sleep*….34?
Sonic: *Shudders again*
Sally: *Jolted awake* WHO ATE HILLARY CLINTON????
*Strained Silence*
Sally: Hehehe…sorry, weird dream. Anyways….my starting offer is 40$, since this is just a copy.
Tails: *Catches Emerald* HA! In your face Eggman!
Robotnik: *Once again, gorging himself on studio food* Curoohphhh yughhh Taaahhhss!
Tails: Say again:
Robotnik: *Swallows* CURSE YOU TAILS!
Sonic: Hey wait a minute…how many Emeralds do you have Knuckles?
Knuckles: 3…whay do you ask?
Sonic: Because I have 3 as well!
*Silence*
MMM: Sooooooo?
Sonic: Knuckles has 3, and I have 3, then Tails’ one equals SEVEN EMERALDS!!
Sally: Wow! Good job Sonic! *Pats Sonic on the head*
Sonic: Whatever…now who get’s to be all hyperey and glowey?
Tails: I do!
Knuckles: I do!
Sonic: But I do too!
MMM: Easy easy, I will decide with my great powers of divination! BEHOLD! *Points at Sonic* Eeny meeny, miney, moe! Congratulations Tails!
Rouge: Very impressive powers there MMM.
MMM: Quiet you! Now, would Sonic and Knuckles please give all their Emeralds to Tails
Sonic & Knuckles: *Grumble grumble stupid MMM grumble* *Hand their Emeralds to Tails*
Tails: Yes! FEEL THE POWAH!!!
SFX: ZAP ZAP ZAP
Tails: I AM….(Dramatic Pause)…TURBO TAILS!!!!
SFX: Dun dun dunnn!
MMM: And Spyro wasn’t bad enough…*Smashes SFX equipment*
Turbo Tails: Bwahahahahaha! I rule on this column!!! *Looks up and sees a giant laser cannon barrel overshadowing him*
MMM: Get it straight kid, I always rule on this column!
Turbo Tails: Right….
MMM: Well that submission was excellent! Thanks Brygi! Here’s the last one from this chapter:
Nightingale
ROUGE! TRUTH OR DARE!? (Choose before reading on, you cheater you.)
Hey! I said choose FIRST! *mumble mumble* Are we ready now? Good!
Truth = Who do you like more, Knuckles or Shadow? And you can't say neither!
Dare = Show us your Sonic Heroes outfit! (Eggman: Get your camera, this outfit is teh sezzy!)
~Chaos, panic, and disorder: my work here is done.~
Rouge: Hmmmm…DARE ME SUCKA!
MMM: *Hands Rouge submission paper with dare on it*
Rouge: Hmph! That’s a lot easier than most other dares I’ve done. *Walks off to changing room*
Sally: Hehehehe…it’s time for another Princess Sally Blackmail Productions© Video to be made! *Sticks 1 inch long hidden camera in her massive hair* *Whispers something into Sonic’s ear*
Sonic: Hehehehe…gotcha.
*10 minutes later….*
Rouge: *Walks out in her scanty Sonic Heroes outfit* Well?
(Guys in the room stare and drool, except Sonic)
Sonic: *Whispering to Sally* Proceed with Operation Filmeroonie.*End whispering*
Sally: *Nods*, then pokes around in her hair, activating the camera*
Rouge: I assume by the avid staring that you guys like it?
Sonic: *Pulls out mini-magnet*
(Mini-magnet catches another mini-magnet embedded in Rouge’s outfit, and pulls it out. The magnet which came out of Rouge’s suit was attached to a thread, which was then pulled out, completely unraveling the parts that held Rouge’s suit together, which falls apart, leaving her completely bare)
Rouge: *Blinks dumbly* huh?.....AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! *Runs out of the studio*
*Everyone in the studio bursts out laughing.*
*10 minutes later….*
*By now everyone had recovered and Sally had stashed her camera in a safe place.*
Rouge: *Stomps in, fire in her eyes, she approaches Sonic*
Sonic: IT WAS KNUCKLES!!!!!
Knuckles: *Points to Sonic wildly*
Rouge: *Rears back and slaps Sonic squarely over the cheek*
Sonic: Bwaaaaah! *Falls back with big red hand spot on his face and anime style swirlies for eyes.*
MMM: Well I must say that was an excellent end of that chapter! Good job Nightingale!
Comments Cristian: It Was !Awesome! Script by Alex |
